the killer sheep told me to watch out for the beaugie monster as sometimes he likes to kidnap hot people
as we walked past the beaugie monsters cave he woke up and screamed:
"FIE FI FO FUM I SMELL THE FARTS OF AN AUSTRALIAN"
oh dear jye said
"i just farted real bad and now the monster is awake!!!"
as we stood there hopelessy for 2 minutes the beaugie monster came out of its cave and sniffed the source of the fart right back to my precious jye
he picked jye up and ran away.
my precious jye was gone 5ever
what was i going to do now
scared out of my mind we ran after the beaugie monster and jye screaming for him to stop running but he didnt and we lost them.
i was trying to facetime jye but for some reason he wasnt answering
then my friend karen suggested that we should follow some mysterious footprints the exact same size and the beaugie monsters feet. we followed them and after a couple of years we found jye
he was covered in white gloopy sticky penis juice
we didnt know how to get him out as the sticky stuff was stickier than a sticky toffee pudding
then karen came along with boo and ate all the yummy sticky white stuff and we rescued jye...
WIPEEEEEE YAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
so we ran away from where jye was and decided we were going to go home.
BUT WHEN WE GOT HOME SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPENED
FIND OUT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER
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YOU ARE READING
me nd jye nd karen nd boes stori
Humorthis is a very detailed story about me and Jai Brooks. I take a lot of time with my writing and like to make people laugh and really get into what i write. I think this book fanfic is suitable from ages 0-200 by far. And i really do hope you enjoy i...