jye gets lost

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the killer sheep told me to watch out for the beaugie monster as sometimes he likes to kidnap hot people

as we walked past the beaugie monsters cave he woke up and screamed:

"FIE FI FO FUM I SMELL THE FARTS OF AN AUSTRALIAN"

oh dear jye said

"i just farted real bad and now the monster is awake!!!" 

as we stood there hopelessy for 2 minutes the beaugie monster came out of its cave and sniffed the source of the fart right back to my precious jye

he picked jye up and ran away. 

my precious jye was gone 5ever

what was i going to do now

scared out of my mind we ran after the beaugie monster and jye screaming for him to stop running but he didnt and we lost them.

i was trying to facetime jye but for some reason he wasnt answering

then my friend karen suggested that we should follow some mysterious footprints the exact same size and the beaugie monsters feet. we followed them and after a couple of years we found jye

he was covered in white gloopy sticky penis juice

we didnt know how to get him out as the sticky stuff was stickier than a sticky toffee pudding

then karen came along with boo and ate all the yummy sticky white stuff and we rescued jye... 

WIPEEEEEE YAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

so we ran away from where jye was and decided we were going to go home.

BUT WHEN WE GOT HOME SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPENED

FIND OUT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER

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