me nd jye nd karen nd boes stori

Spreading like nutella

A week had past and Jye still had puberty sadly.

Today i felt a bit strange, i had a tummy ache and my penis was hurting a lot. I went downstairs and had some breakfast with the others. My penis was pounding with pain by the time i finished breakfast. I went to the toilet and hey presto my penis was bleeding. Meaning i had got Puberty. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i shoved a tampon in my penis hole and changed panties so i didnt smell of da oceans fish// yum

Thats when something terrible happened.

I wanted chocolate, but i couldnt afford any for jye never mind me!

I decided we might be able to afford the chocolate bar if we sell one of our ferrari's so i sold the blue one because i liked our red,yellow,black,white,purple etc ferrari's.

I sold one of the ferraris and then got a couple million chocolate bars. That should last me and josh a couple of days for our snack.

I went back upstairs and went back to bed to find jye in my bed as well. I went and layed in bed with him and we cuddled eachother and fell asleep again which was cute.

I woke up again around 3pm and jye was still asleep so i left him there while i went and ate something- as i have only eaten a couple thousand chocolate bars and a bowl of cornflakes so i grabbed a sandwhich and some crisps and sat in the living room. Daniel,James,luke and beau decided to go the gym so i hugged them all goodbye and they went.

I turned on the tv to watch some news when it came up saying

"BREAKING NEWS WE HAVE RECENTLY FIGURED OUT THE DISEASE OF PUBERTY IS SPREAD BY GIVING EACHOTHER HUGS. I SUGGEST EVERYONE LOCKS THEMSELVES IN THERE ROOM UNTIL WE FIND A CURE"

thats when it became apparent that i just gave the boys hugs.

I stumbled on what to do for a while until i decided to chase the boys to the gym so they could go to the hospital immediately. But i was a bit tired so i had a nap first ((only 20 mins))

After i woke up and got my shoes on and ran out the house i realised it was probably too late. I got a call from daniel 0.3 seconds later:

Daniel: Jess we all feel sick!

Jess: I GAVE YOU ALL PUBERTY DANIEL GO TO THE HOSPITAL NOW.

Daniel: OK OK

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That was the last time i spoke to Daniel and the boys.

Before i got to the hospital haha

When i got to hospital they told me the bad news

They had a bad case of vaginableeditus one of many diseases that come along with puberty, other diseases came as well eg tummycrampitus and chocolateaddictitus

I WAS DISTRAUGT

WHAT WAS I GOING TO DO WITH MY LIFE

WE ALL HAD PUBERTY THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT HAS HAPPENED IN HISTORY

WHY ME

WHY

WHY

I DONT DESERVE PUBERTY AND NEITHER DO THE BOYS

the doctor suggests i take some pills for people with puberty to ease the pain of mine and the boys tummy cramps.

it worked and after a while we all felt better

When was this pain going to end? Would there ever be a point where we were no longer under the influence of this disease?!?!

*1 year later*

So they found out that puberty only last in your younger years and makes you grow into ogars which is perfectly normal:)

We are all 20 now and puberty finished early for us as it came around near the end of our younger years yay!!

Tonight i'm meant to be at home with jye as we are having a movie night:) me and all the boys live in one house now and we all pay dem bills like wottt

So me and jye are home alone and then Jye turns to me and says "i luv you jess" hes so sweet omjay, "i love you too baby cakes" we are so cute together, jye leans in to kiss me and i feel a volcano erupt in my body as we synchronise snog eachother.

As we kiss Jye wraps his hands around my back and starts to undo my bra. Im quite nervous but i just let it go, cause we cant hold it back anymoreeee

WILL ME AND JYE DO THE DEED OR WILL SOMEONE WALK IN AND STOP US

FIND OUT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER

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