me nd jye nd karen nd boes stori

when we got home

as we walked in our door we saw something unimaginably disgusting/ew

daniel and james were

doing

stuff

together

i mean

they 

were

painting eachothers nails and they were wearing makeup

lol gotcha all

anyway, so we walked in and they quickly ran off

disgusted through our souls we sat down and ate some llama vagina before going in the pool for a quickie (swim lol)

and as we got in something terrible happened

there was a whale in there and as we were swimming away from the whale it bit off karens leg haha

i quickly swam down and grabbed her leg before we got out the pool and ran into the house

we locked all the doors so that the whale could not get in.

then we heard the whale get hit by a lorry so we went out and picked up the remains of the whale and put it on the barbeque.

after we finished our whale food we came across a girl under a rock

it was that louisa girl with her bezzie for lifey rheanna. they were such good bezzies but were arguing over something

as we walked over to the girls rheanna got killed by a falling piano. we rushed her to a&e but nothing was good enough

WHY WAS EVERYONE DYING AS SOON AS WE MET THEM OH NO WHY NO:(

so rheanna died but we still had:

me, jye, karen, boo, louisa and luke and daniel and jemz

then daniel told us some news

he was pregnant

we asked who the father was, but as we asked jemz started to cry, he said 

"IT WAS ONE NIGHTI DIDNT MEAN FOR IT TO HAPPEN IT JUST DID" 

jemz was telling us about how he did use a condom but his penis was too small so the condom fell off and jemz gave up with it

because of james' bad behaviour we made him get hit by a lorry

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