so one day i met this gal called louisa it woz karens cousin and she was alright i guess
she was going out with some guy named lewk brewks
(idk who that is lel)
and they looked like an alright couple i guess
so yeah we spent the day with louisa and lewk, karen and boo, and me and jye and our 5 babies (cause remember jaibelline got stolen by the beaugie monster)
it was a good and simple life for us frends until a hagrid thing called skip came along and trod on louisas boyfie lewk. louisa was crying for some reason so we slapped her round the testicles to calm her down.
after louisa calmed down we went looking for luke as we didnt know if he was actually dead or not because his body was no where lol
so off we went on a journey to find this lewk kid when we came across a bridge.
i was about to step on the bridge when a troll jumped on top of the bridge and said this
"what do u think ur doin in my bridge"
we was scared and ran away but when we came back he was still there with his big red BEADY eyes
we tried getting past but we had to finish some of his rhymes heres da first one
" ronnie the mosquito, never feared for he was a mosquito with a big beard. watch out for dear ronnie as he sat on the wall, then he fell off or something. WHO TRIED TO SAVE HIM AFTER HE DIED AFTER FALLING OFF DA WALL"
me and my frends thought very hard about da question until we realised that it was that dumpty guy
karen was a plonker and said " all the kings horses and all the kings men!"
the troll got very angry and started shouting at karen because she was a silly billy
HE SCREAMED OUT TO KAREN
"NO YOU FOOL THE MARIAM MOTH SAVED HIM YOU KNOW NOTHING
FOR YOUR STUPIDIDIDIDITY I WILL LET YOU CROSS MA BREDGE
BUT I WARN YOU ABOUT THE KILLER SHEEP THAT LIE AHEAD FOR THEY ARE KILLERS AND THEY WILL KILL YOUU."
we ignored the silly troll and strolled over the bridge
when all of a sudden without a second to think
some random killer sheep turned up and tried to kill dear jyeina.
i then turned into hulk and killed all the killer sheep with nothing in my way apart from the killer sheep that were trying to now not only kill jyeina but also kill ME
after i killed all the killer sheep a killer sheep came back to life like jesus and told me that i should watch out for...
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me nd jye nd karen nd boes stori
Humorthis is a very detailed story about me and Jai Brooks. I take a lot of time with my writing and like to make people laugh and really get into what i write. I think this book fanfic is suitable from ages 0-200 by far. And i really do hope you enjoy i...
