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Kai: Lol!

Jay:I'm all up for this.

Zane: He knew it.

Cole: Oh, really?

Melody: Ayaya.

Michael: Stop...

Zane: Nope.

Cole: What the--? Is this really-?

Kai: Christ. He's not getting it.

Jay: Holy moly. The gang- nevermind. You what?

Cole: Terrifying. This is terrifying. I ain't stop.

Zane: Bro relax. Wait a minute. (facepalm)

Michael: Damn. (sighs) What the f-!

Melody: Praise by the anime. YES! NO!

Cole: Boi! Depression is coming to you. Nope.

Kai: Cover up! It's the same thing, dummy. I'm dancing till I'm dying.

Jay: Oh, gosh. Does your butt feel tight enough?

Michael: Jay! Stop that.

Jay: Sorry. Ignore. Kaneki doesn't need Snickers.

Cole: Dead end. Woah. Good job, you f*cked it up.

Zane: OK. What a- no. Bish what.

Kai: No uh.. I can't say it.

Melody: You mean [said a hard R word.]?

Michael: Alright, bleep that out.

Melody: What? I can't say [R word]?

Michael: You did it again. Stop that. Oh no. I'm banned.

Kai: Let's stop there. (sighs) Let's dance.

Cole: Yeah, whatever. A cat, huh? Explain that. 

Jay: My ears were too weak to hear. I can't make a falsetto like that.

Zane: And the snake was like "Kill me." Fall for it. Knew that.

Melody: They're beating the heck out of it. We're screwed.

Zane: My falcon agreed too. You're way too fast, slow down. 

Cole: (laughs) I'm not down for it. You need--

Michael: It's the same damn thing. Oh hell no.

Kai: You better run. Agreed. You're an idiot.

Melody: That's right. Drink up. All of you are a prick.

Cole: Bu-, Kai, you have to say it.

Kai: Oh, burn!

Michael: Anyway, hopefully, it's not longer than what it is.

Melody: That's what she said.

Michael: You disgust me.

Jay: OK. What else? Oh well.

Zane: Bish the huh?

Kai: Perfect. [English accent] You guys are all pricks. F*ck off.

Michael: "Miniscule-chested b-" OK, you've gone too far.

Cole: He doesn't buy it. OK. Run, Forest, Run.

Kai: OK. Wow. Alright. I know how you feel.

Michael: Really, Kaneki? You cut yourself? What a waste of time.

Zane: You can't escape from it. Y'all are trash.

Cole: You can't hand that. Oh f-.

(fade to black)

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Kai: Huh, I- where's everyone? Guys, anybody?

(walks out of the room)

Kai: Weird, I've never seen like this.

(Something strange in here.)

Kai: Oh, wait. A note.

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Dear Kai,

Come and find me. I've got your boys now.

Here's the location.

Good luck or I'll kill them.

Tick

tock.

Tick

Tock


-Love

Your enemy.

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Kai: I knew it. I shouldn't trust her. Don't worry, boys. I'm coming.

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