Phantom Answers #1

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Here is me answering all of the questions that keep you guys up at night.

So first we haveEvilKarma9 with
How do you get so many good ideas?

A:Well, I have to thank some of that Mary Jane. Just kidding. I don't do drugs. But seriously, a random topic just pops up in ny head and then I just write it down.

Starbandit0390
What is the average air speed velocity of a swallow?

I slept through science class so I'm not the best person for this topic but if I had to guess, about as fast as my internet, which is pretty slow when it wants to be.

XXXMemetasion
How do I stop atheists from swearing in my christian server of minecraft?

That's a pretty tough question. Just tell the atheists some kind of crap like 'God will condemn you to purgatory for swearing.' At least that's what my mom did to me as a kid.

@VasilyKamarov
Do you speak spanish? If not have you considered learning spanish?

Well, technically, no, because I only know the spanish words for one up to fifty. As if I'm interested, no, I didn't really consider learning it.

Js_Master
How is your day today?

Good. Thanks for asking.

muggyturtle840
How do you deal with trolls?

Personally, I just out-troll them. It may not be the best option, but it sure is the most entertaining, seeing the troll trolled.

TheFoxFaunus
How do you get rid of stupid people?

As Filthy Frank once said 'Just shoot them!'
Ps. PhantomRen is not responsible for any murder, misdemeanour or any stupid thing the readers might do. Take some of my answers with a pinch of salt. Some of them are serious though. Moving on.

TherealWarDaddy112
What are your favorite things to do?

Playing Pokemon & reading my own comments in Wattpad. And also searching for some hent-

Memulous

Are pickles gay?

Random SJW:  DID YOU ASSUME IT'S GENDER? THIS IS THE FAULT OF THE PATRIARCHY. TRIGGGERED. AAAAHHHH.

Just ingnore her. Or they. Fucking SJWS and their 69 genders. Well, pickles aren't gay. They're Futas.



So that's me answering mosg of your questions. Hope this helps you in your everyday life. Probably not. Who knows.

Well, that's all for now. And for anyone who expects me to make a story today, I might not because the Pokemon Black 2 cartridge I just ordered is coming today and I'm gonna play the shit out of it. Maybe I might write a story though. Who knows. Thats all the time we have folks. Till next time.

PhantomRen out

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