Once Upon A Time texts

14

Sorry for not updating for a while because I was out of the town and there was no internet

Regina: I sometimes want to throw all of you in hell

Regina: and sometimes I want to give all of you an endless amount of money

Charming: same

Regina: you're so unoriginal

Charming: Excuse you but I am very original

Regina: last Halloween, you dressed up as Yourself

Charming: I was trying to be original

Regina: the problem is, everyone did the same

Regina: and they didn't take it from you

Charming: ...

Regina: told you

Emma: Regina's the ass queen

Emma: I was supposed to say sass queen but that works too

Snow: GET A ROOM

Emma: pfsh we already have

Snow: ...ok.

Rumple: ok so... WHOM THE FUCK STOLE MY DAGGER

Rumple: AND WHO IS THAT STUPID TO NOT USE IT AGAINST ME

Regina: wow, this is already amusing

Rumple: shUT UP

Belle: well I don't have it

Regina: me neither

Snow: why would I need it

Charming: no, don't have it

Emma: I don't wanna go near that thing again

CoraTheMother: can't grab it dearie, I'm a ghost

Zelena: NoPe, nOpE, hAvEN't SeEN iT

Regina: hmmmmm

Rumple: why does that sound so suspicious

Regina: gee, I wOndEr whY RuMpLe, wHAt A MyStERy

Rumple: AhA! Zelena has my dagger

Zelena: took you long enough that before you guessed that I already gave it back

Rumple: really?!?!

Zelena: of course

Rumple: oh, it's right here

Belle: *facepalm*

Regina: I'm adding this to my list

Emma: what list

Regina: .Every Time I Was Disappointed By Rumple Over Stupid Things' list

Emma: uh okay

Snow: this awkward

Emma: more awkward than yesterday

Snow: Don't. Even. Remind. Me.

Charming: I'm still mad

Regina: well in my personal opinion it was hilarious

Belle: what happened yesterday?

Emma: they kind of walked in on us

Zelena: *wicked laughing noises in the distance*

Henry: omg guys

Snow: well, now THAT'S more awkward

Regina: I agree 😩😩😩

Emma: that's the face you type when you text me you miss me

Regina: EMMA! NOT IN FRONT OF HENRY

Emma: it's not like he doesn't know what that means

Regina: I know but still, it's awkward

Snow: SEE, I TOLD YOU IT WAS AWKWARD

Charming: she's screaming at me for no reason

Regina: that's called having a wife

Charming: I'm pretty sure you're like her

Emma: there I only one way to find out

CoraTheMother: are you thinking what I'm thinking

Zelena: yes, I am thinking what you're thinking

Belle: wait a minute

Charming: wait a second

Snow: does that mean?

Rumple: 😶😶😶

Red: omg

Henry: really?

Granny: *inhales*

Hook: that is called a plot twist

Bae: oH

A fucking half-cliffhanger!

But anyways, I decided to update bc it's my birthday, I just turned 14. -_-