Once Upon A Time texts

19

Regina: Zelena, will you be my maid of honour? Because I have 0 friends

Zelena: OMG YES #fangirl

Regina: sigh

Emma: wait, who will be mine?

Snow: don't you have friends

Emma: well... no

Snow: ANYONE WANT TO BE MY DAUGHTER'S MAID OF HONOUR?

Charming: you know they can read it with or without the captions right?

Snow: shut up

Hook: I'll be your maid of honour

Emma: sounds about right

Charming: sounds about NOT right

Hook: rood

Emma: then who

Snow: what about ruby?

Emma: she's in Oz

Snow: oh...

Zelena: what about Belle, she's practically your friend

Regina: you're just saying that so you can get drunk w her

Zelena: no I'm not...

Belle: well I'd like to

Emma: Thank You Belle, you've saved me from my mothers rants

Snow: rude

Charming: so it's settled, can I sleep now?

Snow: yeah sure, you sleepy head

*an hour later*

Henry: HOLY loving god

Regina: you saved yourself