Crack Heads | BTS crackfic [COMEPLETED]

Much "Loving" Daegu Boys

                      
WARNING:

There are swears

Some comments will be offensive

Lots of drugs

A LOT of PG 13 too :)

A lot of dirty references

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

                              [texting]

YOONGAY:
Did you fucking eat my food?

                                                    Gucci Prince:
                                      IT WAS JIN-HYUNG!

YOONGAY:
That's it, bitch. I'm going to
kill you when I get home!

                                                Gucci prince:
                       Is that a threat or a promise? ;D

              YOONGAY has logged out

                                                  Gucci prince:
                                            BAHAHAAHA!

                          [end of texts]
                                [IRL]

"KIM TAEHYUNG!" Min Yoongi screamed

"Fuck..." Taehyung said

"YOU DID EAT MY FOOD! JIN DOESN'T LIKE MY ASS COOKIES! HE ONLY LIKES KOOKIES COOKIES COCKIES!" Min Yoongi screamed with a straight face.

"FUCK OFF!" Jungcock screamed from his bathroom.

"YO JUNGKOOK! YOU SUCKING DICK UP THERE?!" V yelled

"IM BRUSHING MY TEETH, ASSHOLE!"Jungkook screamed annoyed

"I JUST TOUCHED MYSELF AND IT FEELS SO GOOD! I LOVE MY LI- JEON JUNGKOOOOOK!" A wild Jimin appeared.

"Aw you're so short Jimin! Also! WHAT THE FUCK? YOU TOUCHED YOURSELF? Without me?"  Jungkook winked.

"HEY STOP FLIRTING AND HELP ME SOLVE THIS PROBLEM!"

"WHAT DO YOU WANT MIN YOONGI!"

"WHO THE FUCK ATE MY ASS COOKIES?! AND MY STRAWBERRY MILK.... wait.... JEON JUNGKOOK!" Min Yoongi ran up the stairs in only a robe

"YAH! YAH! THAT'S IT!" Seok Jin grabs his slipper from his foot and starts hitting Jungkook, Suga, and Jimin.

"WHY ME, EOMMA?!" Jimin asked scared

"YOU TOUCHED YOURSELF! NASTY!" Jin screamed his lungs out ramen came out his nose

"Aye, was it that hentai I sent you?"  Namjoon comes out in his boxers

"YOU ENCOURAGED THIS?!" Jin asked startled

"A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do!"