Crack Heads | BTS crackfic [COMEPLETED]

Banana Milk pt.1

"KIDS! GET YOUR LITTLE ASSES DOWN HERE!" -Jin

Jungkook, V, Suga, and Hoseok come out.

"Where's Jimin?!" -Jin

"You said, 'little asses'..." -Jungkook

"*whispers* 'god damn this boy' JIMIN! GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE!" -Jin

"Hey." -Jimin

"Finally! Anyways, your father and I have planned a trip to HAWAII, BITCHES!" -Jin

"We did?" -Namjoon

"YES! Wondered why all that money from your bank account was gone?" -Jin

"IT WAS YOU?! I'm so sorry V, I thought you bought more Gucci." -Namjoon

"That's $100!" -V

"Fine! Only because I was wrong." -Namjoon

"HA!" -V

"No time for giggles! Anyways, we leave first thing tomorrow morning!" -Jin

"Ah! What time tomorrow morning?" -Hoseok

"4 AM!" -Jin

"WHAT THE FUCK?" -all of BTS besides Jin

"What? Jungkook and V are still up at that time playing video games!" -Jin

"Aish! I need my sleep!" - lil meow m-.... suga

"Then sleep early!" -Jin

"Got it." Suga started walking to his room.

"HEY! MR! You need to start packing! We're staying for 10 days!" Jin

"10 days? Hawaii?! I'm BROKE!" -a struggling joonie

"EVERYONE PACK! Or else I won't make breakfast..." -Jin

"YOU WOULDN'T DARE!" - all of BTS besides Jin

"And your dad would cook..." -Jin

"NO! PLEASE! GOD NO! ANYTHING ELSE!"-Jhope

"Thanks Hoseok..." -Namjoon

They all start laughing their asses off at Namjoon. Meanwhile Jungkook:

*hours later*

"KIDS! Your asses better be done packing! I'm checking in 10 minuets!" -Jin screamed

"Shit..." - Taehyung and Jungkook

Jungkook runs to his closest and grabs 10 white t-shirts, 10 jeans, 10 pairs of underwear(😏), swimwear, and 10 different timbs.

V runs to his closet and grabs 10 Gucci shirts, 10 pants, 10 pairs of underwear(😏), swimwear, and his 10 Gucci shoes.