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Christmas eve with BTS {special}

A/n: (actual Christmas Day chapter will be out tomorrow morning! I promise this time!)

December 24, 2018
Bangtan boys house
7:35 am

"What the fuck is all that noise?" Jin woke up Namjoon

"What? Oh- What the fuck? I swear if its the makenae line agai-" Namjoon said

"EOMMA! NAMJOON HYUNG! TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS!!!" Jimin, V, and Jungkook come running in wearing matching ugly Christmas sweaters

"Eomma look! I have a bow on my head!" Jungkook pointed to his forehead.

"Is there a gift receipt?" Jin said while rubbing his eyes

"HEY!" Jungkook pouted

"Eomma! Did you get us gifts?" Jimin started clapping his hands like the baby he is

"Yes you pieces of-" Jin said

"Stop" Namjoon said to Jin

"UGGHHH!" Jin laid back down

"Yes, Jin and I did get all of you gifts." Namjoon said to the maknaes

"YES! It's the most wonderful time of the yearrr!" The makenae line ran out the room while jumping up and down

"I love and hate those kids so much." Jin said

"I know you do but you have to be nicer to them though." Namjoon said

"But you gotta teach them not to give a fuck!" ( Jin @ bighit) Jin said

"Jesus Christ... come on, let's go make breakfast before they start eating the tree." Namjoon got up

"But the tree is fake..." Jin said

"Exactly." Namjoon left the room

"Wait what?" Jin asked Namjoon

8:03 AM

"OH MY GOD! What on earth is all that noise!?" Yoongi screamed from his room

"Yeah! What the fuck?" Hoseok ran out of his room to see a sight no one ever wants to see

"Oh my god..." Yoongi ran out of his own room too

"Don't tell me..." hoseok said

"Yep... they're making TikTok's..." yoongi walked into the bathroom

"Why?!" Hoseok screamed at Jungkook, V, and Jimin

"HIT OR MISS!" Jimin screamed

"I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS HUH?!" Jungkook screamed back

"YOU GOT A BOYFRIEND!" Taehyung screamed

"I BET HE DOESN'T KISS YA!" Taehyung, Jungkook, and Jimin all scream together

"SHUT UP!" Jin screamed from the kitchen

"Oh come on! It's Christmas Eve!" Taehyung said

"Yeah! Don't be such a Grinch, Eomma!" Jungkook said

Jimin turns on his Christmas playlist

"Let's show Eomma some Christmas spirit!" Jimin runs over to his bedroom

"Yesss!" Taehyung and Jungkook followed Jimin

"What on earth are they doing now?" Jin asked Namjoon

"I have no idea." Namjoon said

While Namjoon and Jin were being very PDA in front of Sope hardcore judging them, the maknae line was busy getting festive.