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Christmas Day with BTS {special}

December 25, 2018
Bangtan boys house
7:48 am

"EOMMA! NAMJOON HYUNG! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! IT'S CHRISTMAS!!" Jungkook, Taehyung, and Jimin screamed while jumping up and down on Namjin's bed

"Yah! Get off! I'm tried..." Jin covered his face with the blankets

"BUT EOMMA! WE HAVE TO OPEN PRESENTS!!!" Jungkook screamed shaking Jin

"We'll be down in a few minutes. Go wake up Hoseok and Suga then sit by the tree SILENTLY! Please and thank you." Namjoon said

"YES! OKAY! OH HOSEOOKKKK! OH YOONGIIIII!!!" The babies ran out to find Sope

"Come on. Wake up, Jin." Namjoon said

"Nah... y'all can open presents without me. I'm an independent man!" Jin screamed into his pillow

"Well we're married you're not so independent..." Namjoon said while getting up

"WOW! OKAY! I'm strong!" Jin jumped out of bed

"Yeah? Then why did you make me open a jar for you last week? Hm? Hm?" Namjoon said while fixing the bed

"OKAY! THAT'S IT! BITCH GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!" Jin jumped on the bed and attacked Namjoon (not actually hurting him just playfully calm ya tits)

Meanwhile downstairs

"So y'all woke me up to hear Namjoon and Jin's bed shaking because they're fucking?" Yoongi asked

"NO! They're not doing that!" Jungkook said

"Mhmmmmm..." Yoongi stirred his tea

"We weren't fucking, Jin just thought he was stronger than me." Namjoon said

"Thought? BITCH I KNOW I AM!" Jin said

"CAN WE JUST OPEN PRESENTS AND LAUGH LIKE A GOOD FAMILY?" Jungkook screamed

"NONE OF US ARE RELATED!" Yoongi screamed back

"SO? BEST FRIENDS ARE FAMILY!" Jungkook screamed

"Shut your ass up and open my gift..." yoongi tossed a present to Jungkook

"WHOA! IT'S ANOTHER COMPUTER SINCE EOMMA JIN BROKE MINE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES!" Jungkook screamed excitedly

"HEY! It's not my fault those hoes insulted my character for wearing pink!" Jin crossed his arms

"Calm down." Namjoon said putting his arms around the triggered Jin

"Here, Yoongi, open this." Jungkook handed a gift to Yoongi

"'From Jungkook and Jimin (mochi)' seriously? That's the tag? Come on.. what the fuck could actually possibly be in here that I li- HOLY SHIT- THANK YOU!" Yoongi attacked Jimin and Jungkook

"It's for your shrine of Kumamon!" Jimin said

"It's a collection not a shrine..."

"That's not what I heard when you were praising him last week..." Jimin said

"SHUT UP!"

"OKAY! Here, this is for all of you." Jin said

They all ripped it open like 5 year olds.

"OH MY GOD! MINE!" Jungkook grabbed the Xbox and ran

"HEY!" The rest chased after him

"I would run but I'm suddenly feeling like Yoongi!" Hoseok remained seated

They open gifts for the next hour because there was a shit ton of gifts (they rich ass hoes pt.2)

"Is that it, Jin?" Yoongi asked