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Thanksgiving with BTS {special}

"WAKE UP WHORESSS!" Jin screamed while banging a pan against the counter

"WHAT THE FUCK EOMMA?" Jungkook screamed as he had his blanket wrapped around him

"Good morning" Taehyung said

"Good morning" Namjoon said

"Good-" Jimin was cut off

"Stop! You all sound like robots!" Jin screamed

"HEY WHORESSS! WHAT'S FOR BREAKFAST?!... happy now Jin?" Suga said

"You're for breakfast if you keep talking," Jin said

"Yummy," Jimin winked

"WHOA! OKAY!" Jhope attacked Jimin

"Yah! I mean, is it a problem suga chose me? I'm mother fucking park jimin!" Jimin screamed

"I'll kill you" jhope said

"YAH! It's thanksgiving in case you hoes forgot! Anyways, while I make breakfast, you hoes will be setting the table" Jin pointed to the maknae line

"UGH!" V screamed

"Ew exercise" Jimin said

"BOI IF YOU DONT-" Jungkook screamed

"Calm your TITS!" Jin screamed

"HEY! Stop talking about my man boobs I'm iNsEcUrE..." Jungkook crossed his arms

"You look like you're from whoville..." suga said

"What the fuck is that?" Jungkook asked

"Oh no..." Namjoon shook his head and walked out the room

"Let me show you," suga pulled his phone out, "here":

"... you asshole..." Jungkook said

"Hehehehehehe."

"You have 5 seconds to run." Jungkook whispered

"FUCK BYE BITCHESSSS!!" Suga ran

"I hate this fucking family." Jin said

"HEY!" V screamed

"Is it a lie?" Jin asked

"..no..." v said

"EXACTLY! Anyways, CAN WE JUST HAVE A NICE BREAKFAST?" Jin screamed

"I'm starving let's just eat already PLEASE!" Jhope screamed

"Fine." Jin said

They all (besides suga and jk) sat down at the table

"Where are those whores?" Jin asked

"Oh, they're having sex," Namjoon said

"WHAT? SUGA WHYYY?" Jhop cRIeD