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Gucci Household

-just an average day...-

"JIMIN!" -Jungkook

"What do you want Jungkook?" -Jimin

"Let's get bReAdDDD" -Jungkook

"Why bread?" -Jimin

"And wine!" -Jungkook

"Wine? Bread? Oh my god... this can only mean one thing-" -Jimin

"KIDS! Get your asses in the car we're going to praise the lord!" -Jin

"MOM NO! Why do I have to go?!" -Suga

"You're part of the family Suga." -Namjoon

"HOSEOK! TAEHYUNG! Get your asses down here!" -Jin

"What?! I was sleeping!!" -Hoseok

"Same! We go to church eVeRy Sunday!" - V

"BITCH! DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FUCK?!" -jin

"Isn't swearing considered a sin?" -Suga

"ISN'T BEING GAY A SIN?!" -jin

"B-but you and Namjoon-?" - Jimin

"SHUT YOUR GAY ASS UP BEFORE I FIVE YOU!" -jin

"Oh! ME! ME! ME!" - Jungkook

"Who taught him these things...?" -Namjoon

"Oops..." - Jimin

"PARK JIMIN! YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING DIE BITCH! DON'T EVER TOUCH MY JUNGKOOKIE BABY EVER AGAIN!" -V

"YOU REJECTED MY SEX THE OTHER NIGHT!" -Jungkook

"THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN HAVE IT WITH JIMIN!" -V

"I DIDNT SO CHILL! I wouldn't cheat on you babe ;)" -Jungkook

"KIDS! Shut up... NOW GET IN THE FUCKING CAR AND LETS GO!" -Jin

They all got in the car. They were seated like this- Namjoon- driver// Jin- shotgun// Jhope,Jungkook, And V- middle// Suga and Jimin- back.

"OW! MOM! JUNGKOOK IS TRYING TO TOUCH MY DICK!" - Jhope

"TELL YOUR FATHER!" -jin

"DAD-" -Jhope

"Tell your mother." -Namjoon

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" -Jhope

"JUNG HOSEOK! WE DO NOT SWEAR! THIS IS A GUCCI HOSEHOLD!" -Jin

"YES! FINALLY! SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS!" -Gucci boy V

"OKAY WE'RE HERE!"

They all got out of the car but Suga.

"Suga! Let's go!" - Namjoon

"That's more like it, honey." Jin pats his shoulders

"What? No. I already sneak out all the time anyways." -Suga

"YOU WHAT?!"-Jin

-30 minuets later after suffering-

"Fuck my life." -Suga

"We're in a church shut the fuck up." -Namjoon

"But you just-" -Suga

"SHH!" -Jungkook

-Sugas PoV-

I look over and saw a passed out Taehyung and Jimin. They were probably drunk last night again.

-end of sugas POV-
-end of praising the lord/ church-

"FINALLY! HELL TAKE MY BODY!" - Suga

(DISCLAIMER- I know they haven't said if they're religious or not, besides Namjoon who specified himself as an atheist. Not meant to offend)