Crack Heads | BTS crackfic [COMEPLETED]

Jungcock's Birthday

"ITS MY BIRTHDAY BITCHES!" -Jungcock screamed from his room when he woke up.

Suddenly, 6 boys rush out of jungkooks closet and started to sing happy birthday

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITCH!" -Jin put a cake in front of Jungkook

Jungkook blew the candles out like he blew V's ..... NVM

"HERE'S YOUR GIFT!" -Namjoon and Jin

"OOOooO!" -Jungkook grabbed the bag

"The hell is that?" -Jhope

"SHSHSHHSHSHSH!" -Namjoon

"YESSS!" -Jungkook

"Oh my god..." -suga

"It's a fucking video game" -Jhope

"IM THE ONE I SHOULD LOoOooOve! IN THIiiIS WORLD!" -Jin

"YES SWEETIE!" -Namjoon

"ALL OF YOU LEAVE! I NEED TO PLAY THE GAME!" -Jungcock

"AH! PUT SOME PANTS ON!" -Jimin

"I know you like it" -Jungkook

"Well shit... I've been caught." -Jimin

"OKAY! MAYBE WE SHOULD LEAVE!" -Suga

The boys left the room to let Jungkook play his video game for the next 293829393 hours Bc it's Jungkook

"JUNGKOOK!"  -Jin

"GIVE ME A SECOND!" -Jungkook and V

"Aish... Namjoon.... they're fucking again." -Jin

"Honestly, I'm not surprised." -Namjoon

"HEY! JEON JUNG-" -Jimin

"NO! NOT TODAY BITCH!" -Jin

"TODAY WE FIGHT!" -Jimin

"NO! STOB IT YOU ASS!" -Jin

"YoU LOVE THIS ASS!" -Jimin smacks his ass

"Well when you put it that w-" -Jin

"NO! MINE!" -Namjoon carries Jin away

"WHY AM I SO SINGLE! hey Jungkook... v... how do you feel about a three-" -Jimin

"Yes" -Jungkook

"WELL DAMN OKAY!" -Jimin

"Kids...." -Suga stirs his tea

"I know right." -Jhope sips his tea

"HOW YOU THINK 'BOUT THAT?" -Jimin

Suga and jhope:

"Let's leave"-Suga

"For some reason I'm agreeing." -Jhope

They left the house

"Ew.... I forgot how bad nature was... let's just sleep." -suga went back in

"OH MY GOD!" -Jhope

"MY VIRGIN EYES!" -Suga

"Oh so now YOU'RE saying last night was nothing, huh?" -Jhorse

"KIDS! DON'T LOOK!" -Jin

"I never wanted to die more than right now." -Suga

"Now that's sister suicide, sweetie." -Jhope

"EOOMMMAAA! IM HUNGRY!" -Jungkook was walking out of his room with jimin and v

"OI MY GOI!" -V

"Was that English... OH MY GOD! MY EYES!" -Jimin hid behind tall ass Jungkook

"TURN AWAY BEFORE I KILL YOU ALL!" -Jin

"Why do I believe that?" -Suga

"It's Jin." -V

"You right, you right." -suga

They all left while being scared for life

"BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!" -Jungkook

"You nasty piece of shit.." -Suga

"YOU ALL RAISED ME FROM HIGH SCHOOL SO LIKE! IT'S YOUR FAULT!" -Jungkook

"HOW?" -Jimin

"I used to be such an innocent little football player, I got sent to detention because of NAMJOON! And then we all ended up here! YOUR FAULT IM GAY!" -Jungkook points to V

"WAIT WHA-"  -V

"Bitch you stunning!" -Jungkook

"Well I know that but WHAT?" -V

"DO YOU NOT REMEMBER?" -Jungkook

"REMEMBER WHAT?" -V

"WHEN MY ASS CONFESSED TO YOUR ASS SENIOR YEAR?!" -Jungkook

"OHHH! SHIT I FORGOT!" -V

"YEAH! YoUR ASS SAID YOU WOULD TALK TO ME THE NEXT DAY ABOUT IT BUT NOOO! YOU DID NOT!" -Jungkook

"Sister sipping tea" -suga whispers to jhope

"SHIT! I FORGOT TO TELL YOU!" -V

"EL TECLADO!" -Jimin throws a keyboard at V and Jungkook

"What the fuck... ANYWAYS! HOW CAN YOU FORGET?" -Jungkook

"I'm so SORRY BUTS ITS FAKEU LOVE!" -Jimin

"WHY YOU SAD?" -V

"I DON'T KNOW NAN MOLLA!" -Jungkook

"CoPyRigHt" -Namjoon

"LOVE YOU SO BAD! LOVE YOU SO BAD!" -Jimin

"IM A NEW GENERATION ANPANMAN!" -V

"IM A NEW SUPERHERO ANPANMAN!" -Jungkook

"BUT IM SO SORRY JUNGKOOK! WHY DIDNT YOU BRING IT UP?" -V

"I DONT KNOW!" -Jungkook shoved a cake in his face

END OF CHAPTER

A/N: I've been trying to get this up since yesterday but wattpad is a bitch. ANYWAYS! It was his birthday yesterday but at least the chapter for him is out :,)💜 go show Jungkook some love still 😭💜💜💜💜 I REMEMBER HIS ASS TURNING 20 LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY!😭💜 ANYWAYS BYE💜 SORRY THIS IS SHORT AGAIN