Crack Heads | BTS crackfic [COMEPLETED]

Min yoongi's ass pt.4

A/n: Whelp, this story is dying REAL fast but I'm going to update it for those who still care to read :,)💜💜 Ily drug addicted hoes :,)💜 ANYWAYS LETS GET TO THE GOOD SHIT!

"AH! WE'RE HERE BITCHES!" -Drunk Jin

"I thought it was too EARLY to drink!" -a struggling Kookie

"LISTEN! I'm older so ya gotta listen to meee." -Jin

"Can he even walk straight?" -V

"Lets see." -Embarrassed Joonie

Jin got out of the car and immediately fell.

"OH MY FUCK!" -Jungcock

"HELP HIM UP BITCHES!" -Namjoon

V and Jimin help Jin up.

"SHOULDN'T YOU BE HELPING?" -Tiny ass Jimin

"Is jimin dragging me or something? I feelll like I'm being dragged and my wig is about to fly off." -Jin

"WE GET IT IM SHORT! RUDE ASS HOE!" -Jimin snapped his fingers and grabbed Jungcock and sassily walked away

"WHERE THE HELL YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?" -A protective Joon

"Uh... sir?" -?

"Yes?" -Namjoon

"My tip?" -Driver

"Oh yes! My apologies." Joon have him money and then slapped jimin in the face

'Twas a good day :))

-Hours later at the resort-

"NAMJOON HYUNG! My face still hurts!" -a tomato Jimin

"DUDE! YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING RED TELETUBBY!" -Lil meow... NO ONE USES THAT NAME ANYMORE SO I'LL STOP 💀

"THE FUCK YOU MEAN?" - teletubby jiminie

"DUDE LOOK!" -Suga pulled his phone out:

"FUCK YOU!" -A lil Jimin's attacked a lil Yoongi

"KIDS! STOB! IT!" -Jin

"BOY WHY TF DO YOU LOOK LIKE A CLOCK?" -Jhope

"BECAUSE I AM A CLOCK!" -Jin

"W-WHAT THE FUCK?" -Namjoon

"ILL SHOW YOU!" -Jin

"That's the best thing I've seen..." -V

"BRO WHY ARE YOU NAKED?!" -Jimin

"Oh hey guys." -Jungcockie

"JEON JUNGKOOK!" Jimin chased Jungkook around the room

"STOP! ILL BEAT ALL OF YOU IN THE ASS IF YOU CONTINUE! THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A SPECIAL- OH! SPECIAL.... DAY! SPECIAL DAY! YES! WATER PARK WE GOOOO!" -Jin

"Wha-" -Namjoon

"NO TIME TO EXPLAIN!" -Jin grabbed Namjoon and ran out

"Ah! I want to stay and sleep." -Suga sat down

"NO!" -Jhope grabbed suga and ran out

"That's the first time you showed me affection..." -Suga

"What?" -Jhope

"NOTHING!" -Suga

"SO WHOS TAKING ME?" -Taehyung

"NOPE!"- jimin and Jungkook held hands and ran out

"NOT AGAIN!" -V ran out with his Gucci belt

"Why'd you bring that?" -Jin

"No one wanted to hold my hand..." -V

"..." -Jin

"..." -Namjoon

"WELL! LETS GO!" -Suga

"DUDE!" Jimin

"WHAT?" -Suga

"LET ME SEE YOUR ASS!" -Jimin

"but you see that everyday...." -suga

"..." -Jimin

"BUT OKAY!" -suga about to pull his pants down to moon the PURE jimin

"NO!" Jin carries suga away

"Aw man" - a depressed jimin

"I'll show you later baby boy!" -Suga winks at jimin

"KINKYYYYYYY~~~~" -Jimin

They got to the water park and Suga sat down immediately

"BLACKPINK! DDU DU DDU DU! OH YEAHHHH!" -Suga being a fanboy when blackpink came on

"...send help." -Jin whispered to Namjoon

"There's no fixing that..." -Namjoon

"Trust me, I've seen worse... koreaboos..." -Jhope

"NO! PLEASE NO! NEVER MENTION KOREABOOS!" -all of BTS besides Jhope

"LOOOVVVVEEEEEE SCCCEEENNNAAARRRIIIOOOO!!" -Suga continued

"Oh my god...." -All of BTS besides Suga.

"He's possessed." -Jhope

"YA THINK?!" -Jungcock and V

"DID we just!? AWWWW!" -Jungcock and v skip off holding hands

"JEON JUNGKOOK!" -Jimin skips with them

"Whelp... we lost our babies..." -Namjoon

"They won't last a week!" -Jin

"Guess its just us, grandpa yoongs, and the sun." -Namjoon

"Thank you for understanding my true form..." -Sun

" oh my god..." -Namjin

END OF CHAPTER

A/n: sorry this is really short💜 (I didn't even check for typos so I'm sorry if there are any😅)

-J🍑