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Namjoon Lost The Fucking Kids

"HOLY SHIT IM GETTING FUCKING MARRIED!" -Namjoon screamed out of his balcony

"JESUS! You woke me up you bastard!" -An angry Yoongi

"BUT IM GONNA GET MARRIED!" -Namjoon screamed back

"YEAH! I KNOW! YOU GOT ENGAGED 2 WEEKS AGO SO CHILL! CALM YA TITS!" -Yoongs

"HEY! I TOLD YOU TO STOP INSULTING MY MAN BOOBS!" -Namjoon

"OKAY OKAY! THE FUCK IS GOING ON?" -Jin joined in on the screaming

"I DON'T KNOW!" -Namjoon and Yoongi

"WHY ARE WE SCREAMING!?" -Jungcock

"BECAUSE HE MADE FUN OF MY MAN BOOBS!" -Namjoon

"SO? WANNA FUCKING SEE MINE?" -Jungcock

"PLEASE!" -Taehyung

"JEON JUNGKOOK!" -A wild tiny baby Jimin appeared

"NOT AGAIN!" -Jungcock ran away naked

"Why is he always naked?" - Jin

"Because you and Namjoon raised him." -Jhope

"Oh that's right." -Jin

"EOMMA HELP!" -Jungcock

"What the fuck does your ass want now?" -Jin

He went downstairs to see Jimin putting Jungkook in a headlock

"The amount of times I wanted to do-" -Namjoon

"HEY!" -Jungcock

"Jimin get off Jungkook." -Jin said with no fucks given

"WHY? IM HAVING FUN!" -Jimin

"I won't let the others touch your butt if you get off him." -Jin

"PROMISE?" -Jimin

"Yes you little hoe! NOW GET THE FUCK OFF!" -Jin

"YAY!" -Jimin got off of Jungkook

"OW! HIS HAND JUST SLAPPED MY BALLS!" -Jungcock

"Oh my god." -Min yoongi in disappointment

"Want to just leave and let them be for a while?" -Jhope said to Yoongi

"Fucking anywhere is better than home so sure" -Suga and Jhope left the house

"HEY! WHERE DO THEY THINK THEY'RE GOING?" -Jin

"To hell." -V

"THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU?" -Jungcock

"What?" -V

"YOU LOOK LIKE HOW YOU DID DURING OUR EMO PHASE!" -Jungcock

"HEY!" -V

"WHAT?" -Jungcock

"WE DONT TALK ABOUT THAT TIME!" -Gucci boy Tae

-Hours later-

-texts-

Gucciprince:
"EOMMMAAAAAA! I WANT
FOOD! PLEASE! PLEASE PLS!"

EOMMANOTMOM:
"BE PATIENT YA PIECE
OF SHIT!"

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