Germany sighed. "Okay." He stood up. Italy, who was clinging to his arm, followed him. "Well it's not dirty but still." Prussia laughed. "Why don't you tell them about your masochistic porn collection?" Germany blushed red. "SHUT UP BRUDER!"
Germany ran his fingers through his hair. "Anyways. When I was younger I met this girl that I really liked. Eventually I had to go to war, which I lost and then Prussia found me. But before that I spent lots of time with her. Before I left she gave me a push broom and, in return, I gave her a kiss. And since then I've been waiting for the day that I could say," he looked at Italy. "Italy, I'm home."
Austria, Hungary and Italy all stared at him, awestruck. "H-Holy Rome?" Italy stuttered. "I go by Germany now if you don't mind." Italy teared up and attacked him in a hug. Germany gave a rare smile. Everyone clapped.
Finally after a minute Germany reached forward and spun the bottle. And it landed on...
((Okay done! That was sweet! You guys suggest who next! And maybe....just maybe....I'll let the 2ps and the Fems in. Maybe.... See ya next time!!!))
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Dirty Hetalia Confessions
FanfictionOut of boredom, the Hetalia countries get drunk and start to tell their dirty little secrets. Who's will be the most revealing? Read and find out!!! WARNING!!! Profanity, explicate language and boyXboy. You have been warned.
