Estonia

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Estonia, who is a total lightweight, smirked when the bottle rolled to him. "Well I have a story!" Latvia covered his mouth. "You shouldn't say anything. You say stupid stuff when you're drunk!" "Aren't you drunk too?" He murmured through his hand. "...Fine, just don't blame me for not trying." "Well then," Estonia started, "Since I'm single I go on porn sites a lot." Even just at that point, many countries faces went red. "And I found some countries porn." Their faces were now really red. "And I jacked off to it!" Estonia said proudly. Everyone sat in stunned silence until Latvia reached up to spin the bottle. "I told you not to say anything..."

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