Cuba

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Cuba, being an absolutely horrible drinker, was already really drunk and ready to divulge any secret he had. "Well I did little Canada! And we were both sober too!" Everyone looked at Canada. "WHO HAVEN'T YOU FUCKED?!" yelled France. "Well you too. I mean you were afte-" France screamed unmanly screams." "More info!" Prussia smiled. "Well I took some sort of pill that made me.. Anyways, Canada was coming over so I decided that I wanted to do him. And he didn't say no!" Cuba smiled, drunk off his arse. Everyone, as they got more drunk, laughed more. So after a minute of laughing, Cuba spun the bottle and they continued the game, which at this point had been going on for a an hour or two.

((Sorry I was gone! I got grounded...grrrr my family is just.. Anyways! I'm getting on requests!))

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