Author's note: I know you guys are demanding I continue the story but I wanted to make some headcanons first. Ralph in my opinion has some peculiarities that I wanted to put into my perspective.
Ralph headcanons;
-He talks in 3rd person in most situations but will occasionally slip up and talk in 1st person when he is in stressful situations.
-HE IS A FLUFFY TEDDY BEAR THAT JUST H A P P E N S TO BE WAVING A KNIFE AROUND
-In reality, he is afraid of killing people. And he makes that obvious unintentionally.
-He struggles with his anger, and sometimes takes his anger out on himself or those around him.
-He is not great at singing but he is not horrible either.
-Happy hops and wiggles 10/10.
-He is protective and easily gets attached to things.
-He is a big mess but he is trying his best.
-(Not in my story but I like this one) Tries to look innocent and pretend he does not know what sex is but deep down he knows he has got slight kinks of his own that he refuses to admit.
-He has a childish mindset when he is happy.
-He really loves flowers, nature, SUCCULENTS, ETC.
-The worst thing he has ever said to someone was "Go screw a cactus."
-has trouble "sleeping."
-As a lover he can and will bring you flowers every day during the spring and summer.
-Loves kids but is not the best dad.
-He is a strong boy but he is afraid of hurting people.
-Kinda skinny but kinda buff
(NSFW Headcanons)
1.) There
2.) Are
3.) No
4.) Headcanons
5.) He's
6.) A
7.) Pure
8.) Baby
9.) Boy
10.) Sub/Dom status changes depending on his mood
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Extra fun stuff for AUs
If applicable, he would have chances of being;
Aries
Scorpio
Pisces
Sagittarius
Gemini
If genderbent:
-Moody
-Still loves flowers
-Tries her best
-Blond messy bun 10/10
-Skinny but also slightly thicc
-FRECKLES
-just wants some chocolate smh
-Pitchy girly voice
-Long eyelashes
-succulent lips(do not take that out of context ya nasties)
-Short fingernails because she bites them
Personal info:
Height: 6'3
Eye color: Hazel
Sexuality: (GA- sorry) Pansexual (But also asexual because he has no interest in intercourse)
Talent: Botany
Mental disorders: PTSD, Bipolarity, ADHD, Anxiety
•Trust issues
•Anxious of the past hence keeping him from the future
•"YOU CAN'T KILL RALPH IF RALPH KILLS HIMSELF FIRST"
• adorable laugh
• Purrs when happy and calm but is embarrassed about it
-"Ralph is not crying- He is just cleaning his eyes!!"
-Cries a lot. Someone save him.
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Sharp and Jagged (Ralph X Reader)
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