Welcome to the underground business. Where the tainted stay tainted and the pure turn stained. Where allies are rare and enemies rack every agenda. The public are kept blind and dumb to international issues, and that's why one group in particular, h...
M&M: My loves, guess what? This chick played me dirty today.
Venus: All day, everyday— what's new, babe?
Beta: Can our squad never have a normal meeting... you people tire me.
— Pooh entered the chatroom —
Pooh: :D
Beta: I'll assume he agrees with me. He never says anything else anyways.
— LO1 entered the chatroom —
LO1: My good peo-
— TheReflectiveSurfaceofMySoul entered the chatroom —
TheReflectiveSurfaceofMySoul: Welcome online little fucks!
LO1: —ple.
Pooh: :D
Venus: For once I agree with him, y..
M&M: Arsomis, you little piece of computer shit stop using vulgar language. There's children here, goddamn it.
LO1: LO1 like who? Also M&M I like how you call him Arsomis [RSMS] so that we don't have to replace our finger bones every time we mention the asshole. Bless your soul.
Beta: ... one of y'all had children? The fuck.
Venus: Hoho, shame on your little ding-dings and bong-bongs, then. Who did the deeds?
M&M: Shut up, both of you. I meant Pooh.
Pooh: :D
TheReflectiveSurfaceofMySoul: Ah, our baby. Saying his first *cough* and only *cough* word. I'm so proud to be alive to witness this spectacul—
LO1: Technically not even a word.
Beta: Alright! Attention.
Venus: Let'sstart. P. Strike's been on our tail. Who encrypted our defense system again?
LO1: Here. Should be fine. I devised a different firewall too. Newly developed by yours truly.
M&M: P. Strike's turned into the higher-ups already, I made sure of it with the local police. He's from my country. The viruses his team sent may have taken us weeks to completely eliminate, but Pooh's sent them five-folds as much. They're no match for him.
Pooh: :D
Beta: Good job, bud. Seems like I didn't need to step in this time.
LO1: Chill Beta, you're always involving yourself into these crime scenes. Let the police have their job. We just work behind screens.
M&M: Out-of-context, but I wish we had a writer. I have to scratch up a report and mail them to the officials of what's been going on all these weeks since none of us had the luxury of recording shit.
Venus: Honestly, my computer probably stored some troublesome data after the aftermath rebooting. I'll send an email later with all info attached.
TheReflectiveSurfaceofMySoul: Why not send the files now, Venus?
Venus: Can't, busy.
Beta: With what?
Venus: Calc
Pooh: :D
Beta: Pft. Been there, done that. Good luck, kiddo.
Venus: I'm not a kid.
LO1: Me either.
M&M: I wonder how old you all are... for all I know I've been conspiring with a bunch of old hags and geezers.
TheReflectiveSurfaceofMySoul: Let's not forget gender. Let's establish that now before we carry on with our lives. My birth certificate says I'm male.
LO1: male
Venus: female
Pooh: :D
Beta: male
M&M: female
TheReflectiveSurfaceofMySoul: OMG M&M was a girl... ?? I am shooketh.
Venus: ...pretty sure we all knew that except you, Arsomis.
M&M: This motherfucker.
LO1: profanity, mother.
Beta: Annnd, meeting's done.
Pooh: :D
— Everyone left the chatroom —
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Character Profiles
CodeName: _Venus_ Gender: F Speciality: Infiltrating Opponent's System
CodeName: _Beta_ Gender: M Speciality: Directly Involved at Crime Scenes Before Police
CodeName: _M&M_ Gender: F Speciality: Report Files and Knowledge of Sequences for Action
CodeName: _LO1_ Gender: M Speciality: Encrypting Defense Programs
CodeName: _Pooh_ Gender: M Speciality: Forcing Virus Codes
CodeName:_TheReflectiveSurfaceofMySoul_ Gender: M Speciality: Distorting Channels
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