The gang was all going canoeing. They drove down to a late not to far from the house.
"Everyone knows how to swim, right?" Edd asks and they all nod
Tord didn't want to admit he doesn't know how to swim. It would be to embarrass to be the only one who didn't know how to, and he doubted he would need to know how to.
When they got out of the car they got their paddles. Tom smacked Tord in the ass 'by accident ' with his paddle and Tord hit Tom in the back of the head
"Guys stop that's enough we're here to have fun not hurt each other!" Edd said as Matt looked into his pocket mirror
A few minutes later they were out on the water tom and Tord in one canoe Edd and Matt in another
Edd and matt went on one side of the lake and Tom and Tord on the other.
When they got to deeper water tom stood and Tord looked at him confused
"Tom what the hell are you doing?"
The Brit shrugged and looked off into the distance
"Commie get up you have to see this!" Tom said with a bit of fear in his voice
"Just tell me what it is" Tord said looking at Tom
"I-i can't even explain it you have to see for yourself" tom said and Tord sighed and stood up
"Wha-" tom pushed Tord into the lake laughing
Tord thrashed around trying to swim but not knowing how to well he's screwed but since tom thought he knew how to swim he wasn't worried
Matt and Edd on the other side saw thrashing and splashing and started to make their way over to Tom and Tord but the lake was pretty big and it would take them a few minutes
Tom realized Tord was sinking "shit commie I thought you could swim" tom took off his shirt and dived in to save the communist
Tord wasn't struggling by the time tom got to him
Not a good sign. He grabbed Tord and pulled him up as he swam up then when they reached the surface tom threw Tord in before climbing in himself.
Edd and Matt were only halfway there when they got out of the water
Tom checked to see if Tord was breathing and he wasn't he checked for a pulse nothing
"Fuck" Tom quickly took of Tord's wet shirt and started doing chest compressions
Tom didn't want to do what he was about to do but he couldn't let the commie die
He put his lips to Tord's and held Tord's nose closed and breathed into the commies mouth
Tord's chest rose and fell slightly
Tom did it again
Then went back to compressions which weren't exactly easy to do in a boat
A few minutes later Tord coughed up a lot of water and looked at tom pissed and confused
"Why did you try to kill me?!" Tord almost yells
Matt and Edd have now reached the other two and are freaking out
"I wasn't trying to kill you! I thought you knew how to swim!"
"What happened?!" Edd asked while Matt looks in his mirror per usual
"Tom tried to drown me" Tord said coughing a bit
"I wasn't trying to drown him! I just pushed him into the water! "
Edd shook his head "let's get back to shore"
They all headed back. Tom had the keys to the car.
They put the canoes and paddles away
"Edd I think tom needs to go to therapy or something...with all his drinking and violent actions... he could have killed me today" Tord whispered to Edd before they got in
Edd thought for a second then nodded "I think you're right"
Tom over heard this and got pissed
"Let's all get in the car tom I'll drive please give me the keys" Tord said
Tom shook his head "no you're going to get me locked up no way I'm letting you drive "
"Tom its for your benefit. You dont want to hurt anyone else do you " Tord said looking into Tom's black voids
"Tord I don't need to go to therapy or what ever just get in the car"
Tord tried to take the keys from tom but tom was a bit to tall (in the end tom is actually a TINY bit smaller but head canon time )
"Tom give me the keys" tom threw the keys down on the ground "fine what ever I'll walk home" tom started to walk off angrily
