The Adventures of Loki, Peter-Parker, and Shuri and Harley. PART ONE

VINE TIME

Loki walked into a dark room and saw a pillow fort and heard giggling. He poked his head into the fort and Saw Shuri and Peter watching a screen. Peter turned around and saw Loki and his eyes lit up. "MR. LOKI!!" He yelled gleefully and invited him in the fort. "Does he know what vine is?" Shuri mumbled to Peter and he shook his head, "I don't think so, let's teach him." Peter and Shuri turned to face Loki with serious expressions. "Alright Mr. Loki, it is time we give you a lesson on Vine." Peter said, trying not to smile. "I don't know what 'vine' is, but if I get to learn something of value then I'm listening." He said and they immediately got to work, finding every iconic vine and teaching him what situations they could be used in. "This is rather enjoyable." Loki admitted and They burst into giggles. "Alright, now I'm going to throw a sign at you and I want you to yell what vine it goes with." Shuri instructs pulling out a camera. Seeing the suspicious look he was sporting she shrugged, "for research Purposes!" He nodded and Peter threw a Road Work Ahead sign at him murmuring "YEET" quietly. Loki held the sign and looked at the camera, "Road work ahead? Uh YEaH I sure HOPE it does!" He said. Peter threw an empty can at him. Catching it he said, "THIS BITCH EMPTY, YEET"  throwing the can off camera. Peter threw a tortilla package and
Loki went "HURRICANE KATRINA, MORE LIKE HURRICANE TORTILLA" Peter threw a croc and shouted "WHAT ARE THOSE?!" Loki grinned and said " those are my crocs." Peter threw a crayon at him and asked "CHRIS, IS THAT A WEED." Loki replied. "NO." Peter- "IM CALLING THE POLICE," and Loki dialled the microwave. "911, what's your emergency" Shuri said and they turned off the camera. "Your training served you well."