Different Kusuo Saiki x Reader

Operation:Purge Saiko

RECAP

~Girls Bathroom~

Teruhashi:Wow this Saiko guy is like super filthy rich!!! He meets all of my husband requirements. But...what about Saiki?

Saiko:Oh there you are my sweet.

Teruhashi:Saiki this is the ladies room!

Saiko:Nevermind that. Have you thought about my offer. Will you be my girl?

Teruhashi:Well...

CONTINUE

YN POV

I feel a disturbance in the force

YN:Saiki we gotta find Teruhashi

Saiki:Why?

YN:Because she's about to say something stupid

Saiki:And that's a problem because...

YN:(grabs Saiki's arm)Lets go!!!(drags him out of the cafeteria)

~Girls Bathroom~

Third POV

Teruhashi:...I can't

Saiko:Excuse me?

Teruhashi:I'm truly flattered, but my heart belongs to someone else

Saiko:Who the hell could be more deserving of you than I?!

Teruhashi:Well the truth is...I LOVE SAIKI

Saiki+YN:(turn pale/deadpan)We're too late

Teruhashi:(looks past Saiko)SAIKI?!?! OH NO!!!!!!! DID I JUST REVEAL MY DEEP DARK SECRET IN FRONT OF SAIKI?!?!?!?

YN:Uuuuuh don't worry Teruhashi he's just...sleepwalking

Saiki:Seriously?!?!

Teruhashi:Sleepwalking?

Saiki:(fakes sleeping)

Teruhashi:Oh thank goodness. But as I was saying, I'm sorry Saiko but I can't be your girlfriend

Saiko:You dare deny me for some pink haired peasant? You'll regret this(leaves)

Teruhashi:(sigh)You better not tell Saiki anything about this YN

YN:My lips are sealed

Teruhashi:(leaves)

Saiki:I have a bad feeling about this situation

YN:Yeah. With someone as rich as Saiko, I can't even imagine what he's gonna do

Saiki:Aren't you rich too?

YN:Yea but I'm not as petty as Saiko

Saiki:Eh most of the time at least(leaves)

YN:WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!?(goes after him)

The Next Day

You waited to walk to school with Saiki as you've been doing for a while now. But this morning, he never showed. You ended up teleporting so you wouldn't be late. When you walked into class,there was an unusual dark aura in the room. You walked over to your group of friends to try to get to the bottom of what was going on.

YN:Hey guys what's up?

Kaido:Kuboyaso got arrested last night

YN:What?!? Why?!?

Kaido: For kicking the crap out of Saiko's bodyguard even though he started it. It appears that Saiko is coming after all of us. He's transferred my dad's job to Siberia.