disclaimer: no offense to any of the writers who do the things being mentioned, no shade (trust if i was coming at you i would tag you) this is just for fun, tehe.
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mean girl: you're ugly .
bullied boy/girl (main character): that's why you're going bankrupt, you have an std, and your dad is fucking your boyfriend.
me: *drops popcorn bowl* you didn't even have to go there !
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bully (love interest): i'm sorry i hit you with a baseball bat, tripped you down the stairs, and hit you with my car, but i was just jealous, BECAUSE I LOVE YOU. *le cry*
main character (stupid head): i know you didn't mean to stab me in my arm, push me from a tree, and tell the whole school to call me a whore. i love you too .
me: i don't agree, this is an abusive relationship, honey leave.
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"straight" dude: bro i swear i'm not gay, but i would totally fuck his ass.
me: should i be concerned?
"straight" dude: i'm not gay or nothing, but like homie could get his dick sucked.
me: you sure you're not gay?
"straight" dude: is it gay to want dick up your ass?
me: i'm not even gonna have this conversation with you.
