Random Shiteu

glo'd up hoes

a/n: this is a bullshit one until i update tomorrow (maybe) it's a story time that i haven't quite finished (or started) love you tehe !

also: my great memes will make up for this i promise.

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honestly i barely realized that i have become a hot bitch, and i'm loving it. like not to be narcissistic or nothing but like i'm hot as fuck. like pulling hoes left and right (not that they matter oh whateva)

i mean like i was pulling my freshman and sophomore year and ish pero i pull more now, bc i actually look hot. pulling all grades, anyyyywhoreeee.

but like i swear i used to be hella ugly, people told me i looked like the girl from polar express, i'm not kidding 💀😩😩.

i used to have my hair in either two braids or a bun at the top of my head, i had this bright pink glasses and shoes (they called them highlighter shoes) and i always whore hello kitty. still pulled hoes tho.

pero during sophomore i was kinda glowing up then i came back over the summer and i was a bad bitch.

you know you really glo'd up when people who used to call you ugly and make fun of you are suddenly in your dms. but that's none of my business o whateva. *sips tea in not surprised*

but during my sophomore year i started growing a little junk in the trunk and boobies, pero it wasn't like i had c cups or like a phat ass, i was like sand paper, not regular paper anymore.

my face looked better towards the end of the year too, like i looked pretty and shiz.

but like who can complain bc i look hot now.

a/n: i realize that none of you are gonna believe me bc i can't show my face, lololol but i swear i'm a hot bitch !!!!!
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freshman year me: