Random Shiteu

time for a change

i haven't really changed anything except my pictures ☕️🐸 , oh wait i updates me phone too so winwin *winkwonk*

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i have no idea why i'm posting but i guess it's like a "filler" while i go (start) work on my other chapter that's saved for tomorrow .

so here's me saying random things with random memes in hopes to make you laugh . tehe .

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Story #1:
          - anyway i have made the mistake of still being friends with this one girls ex. pero apparently she has beef for people who go after her (ex) m(e)an if you get what i mean. so blah blah blah he texts me talking about how he's liked me since we meet and i said nah nah nah i'm good.  yada yada i still haven't told her and i won't pero it's awkward when it's us three , oh 🐳

Story #2:
          - so back when i was a macdaddy and pulled hoes, there was this guy, J (that's all we're leaving it as) he had a best friend name C, and they both liked me at the same time. yada yada long story short C thought he had game and then failed. i guess i broke his little heart or something so he gives me a rate 4/10 and i said "was i a four out of ten when you liked me tho", long story short i'm blocked .

Story #3:
          - so me and this other girl had spent the night at our mutual friends house. so we started smoking out of the window because it leads to the roof and. we were, well i was sitting on the roof. so i come back inside and we were all pretty high so the mutual friend calls up her boo and yada yada her aunt comes home so she just hands me the phone and closes the window, AND THEN A HUGE FUCKING MOTH FLEW INSIDE. and i'm on the phone with the dude like "we're all gonna die, that moth is big as shit" and they're like "fuck put all the stuff away", long story short the moth died and we remained alive.

Story #4:
          - at this quince i went to i invited this boo thang that i was talking to during the summer yada yada he came and brought his "bros" blah blah i asked him to dance and he was like "i don't know how to dance" so he's cousin was like "i'll dance with you" and i looked at him and asked like was it okay yada yada me and his cousin are dancing but not like partner dancing so then the lights go off and he starts dancing with his ex so then i start partner dancing with his cousin (he's a little touchy) so the next day my boo thang caught an attitude and suddenly he wasn't my boo thang .

Story #5:
          - my friend D i used to like him for a kuu minute and yada yada he brought up that he would've dated me but i had "hoes" and he wasn't wrong pero like i would've dropped them duh, so we were arguing and he put his hand around my throat WITH APPLIED PRESSURE and was whispering in my ear that i needed to calm down and i was like "oof okay" so then his cousin A came over i was saying how my friend would beat his ass and so i looked to my friend and was like back me up and A grabbed me by my hair and fixed it kinda like a ponytail and was like "wanna repeat that shit again" and i was like "nah i'm good", sooooooooooooo cousins tehe .

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i hope that's enough about me to leave you wanting more because i probably am gonna update my next chapter thingy late but it's okay because y'all love me or whateva