splinter

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it took my like seventy years to finally finish writing this hopefully this all makes sense.

so it was a saturday night around eleven and i was watching something on netflix, you know the usual

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so it was a saturday night around eleven and i was watching something on netflix, you know the usual. so my friend calls me and is like "you wanna come over and smoke" and i'm like why not.

she lived like five minutes away walking distance so i say why not.

everyone's in bed at like 11:50 so i sneak out around 12 ish. so i have to leave through my backyard and there's HELLA shit on the side of the house where the backyard gate is so i have to climb over hella shit and i still have to hop the fence .

 so i have to leave through my backyard and there's HELLA shit on the side of the house where the backyard gate is so i have to climb over hella shit and i still have to hop the fence

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my dumbass didn't have shoes on, they were house slippers and they kept falling so i took them off while i hopped the fence.

so i FINALLY get over the fence and start running over to my friends house, it dark as fuck and i look sketchy as fuck so i try to get over there as SOON AS POSSIBLE

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so i FINALLY get over the fence and start running over to my friends house, it dark as fuck and i look sketchy as fuck so i try to get over there as SOON AS POSSIBLE.

so i get inside her house and we go to her room after getting food and something to drink. we start smoking and it made me HELLA drowsy.

so i poke my foot and it fucking hurt so i thought it was a fucking blister and was like i'll just check it in the morning, and plus if it wasn't i was high off my ass the fuck was i gonna do besides stare at it .

so i poke my foot and it fucking hurt so i thought it was a fucking blister and was like i'll just check it in the morning, and plus if it wasn't i was high off my ass the fuck was i gonna do besides stare at it

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so it's like 1 almost 2 when i decide to start walking home. and a bitch can't even walk straight, i was so fucking gone and i don't know about y'all but when i get high i get paranoid.

every car that passed i thought it was either my parents or a kidnapper and i as scared. so i started running con mis chanclas en mi mano and i felt like i was in a movie where they run off there stress.

soooo then i finally get home and parkour back over my fence and through the backyard and as soon as i open my back door my dogs start barking but like i didn't give a fuck i didn't even know i walked back home

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soooo then i finally get home and parkour back over my fence and through the backyard and as soon as i open my back door my dogs start barking but like i didn't give a fuck i didn't even know i walked back home.

after that i went to bed and forgot about my foot. when i woke up i felt the pain so i looked at it to see if it was a blister and i was fucking jungshook when i found a splinter.

long story short i got it out after like 2 hours because i was looking for ways to do it without tweezers because i have a low tolerance to pain, blah blah blah.

but i would do it again in a heartbeat, speaking of which i'm supposed to sneak out tonight but it's a school night and i really need to bring my grades up,
😖👉🏾👈🏾

but i would do it again in a heartbeat, speaking of which i'm supposed to sneak out tonight but it's a school night and i really need to bring my grades up, 😖👉🏾👈🏾

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yeah that's about it. also listen to persona if you haven't because it's a WHOLE bop. i swear i get so excited listening to it again, like as soon as the big hit thing starts i scream and my blood gets pumping !!

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