Principal: Why do I even try.
Baldi: Why must you attack me with your words?
Sweep: Would you prefer I use my broom?
Player: I can't tell if you're a psychopath or a sociopath.
Baldi: Wow rude.
Bully: Why do you wear lipstick?
Baldi: Because I can wear it better than anyone else at this school.
Baldi: Hey, principal!
Principal: *Turns to look at Baldi* ?
Baldi: Stop
Baldi: *Picks up ruler* Making me
Baldi: *About to smack him with ruler* fEEL
Baldi: *Smacks him* FEELINGS!
Baldi: *Grading Papers*
Baldi: All I see is bullshit.
Baldi: How much sleep did you get last night?
Principal: Eight.
Baldi: Hours?
Principal: Minutes.
Baldi: *To Sweep* What is love?
Sweep: *Softly* Baby don't hurt me
Playtime: Dad! Daaad!
Principal: Yes?
Playtime: Mr. Baldi's running in the halls!
Baldi: *Chasing player*
Baldi: It's called ANGRY WALKING
Playtime: You should ask Mr. Baldi out!
Principal: I tried!! *Turns to Baldi* WELL?
Baldi: W E L L ? *Smacks ruler against hand*
Principal: Can we go out on a date??
Baldi: ...fine.
Principal:
Principal: I promise I'll wear shoes
Baldi: *Points at Principal*
Principal: Don't point at me, pointing at people is my job.
Player: It isn't hard to say that I like the principal more than you.
Baldi: WHAT???
Principal: Really??
Principal: FOR THE RECORD SLIDING AROUND IN MY SOCKS DOES NOT QUALIFY AS RUNNING, THEREFORE I NEVER BROKE THE RULE, JUST SAYING
Player: Then how'd you get enough momentum to slide?
Principal:
Principal: Absolutely NO RUNNING in the halls!
Player: You've been breaking every other rule, so why can't I??
Principal: I make them, so I can break them.
Player: What would happen if I cut Playtime's jump rope?
Principal: Well that's a pretty easy way to piss me off.
Sweep: You swear a lot, Mr. Principal.
Baldi: Yeah, jeez.
Principal: When there's no kids around, I say what I want.
Principal: This is a schoolhouse, were you raised in a barn?
Principal: *Eating an apple in the hallway, right in front of the rules sign*
Baldi: *Smacks ruler against hand* RULEBREAKER!
Principal: *Covers the 'No eating' rule with his arm*
Principal: I make the rules, I am the law
Principal: Please don't smack me
Principal: I'm not even wearing shoes, fu c k
Principal: Hey, Baldi, if you were a triangle, do you know what kind you'd be?
Baldi: ?
Principal: A-cute one!
Baldi: !!!
Baldi: Are you calling me short??!
I couldn't help myself lmao
I don't know which ones to draw
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