Natsu: Alrighty then, I got this weird thingy set up...what's it called?
Happy: A Ybox! No wait, an Xbox!! Aye! This is gonna be great!
Natsu: Why did they name this thing Halo anyways? Sounds like some sort of church game
Happy: I think Touma said it was the name of the planet the first game took place on..or something, I don't know..okay, time to set the rules!"
Natsu: *scrolls through options.* Let's see, let's do only Covenant vehicles, they've got cool stuff. Any gun goes I guess. We'll start with a Plasma Assault rifle and one of those cool looking things...what are they called?
Happy: Gravity Hammers!!
Natsu: Oh yeah! One of those as our second one...now, which map do ya want?
Happy: Hmmm...the one with that big needle tower..Oooo!! it's starting!!
Natsu: Yeah, so here we are..hahahaha!! I'm gonna find ya and kill ya Happy!!
Happy: Bring it on! the loser has to buy the winner fish!
Natsu: Eh!? But I don't want fish! Howabout ya dress up in a Gekota costume and let Mikoto cuddle ya or something.
Happy: Deal! Oh there's a lot of rocks here...
Natsu: *Continues down the map* Hey, look is that a Ghost? Ha it is! *gets in the Ghost* Hahaha! Now I'm deadly and mobile! And I see ya Happy! *Begins firing plasma weapons from Ghost.*
Happy: AHHHH!! No! Stop following me!! Ow ow!!
Natsu: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Fear my Nicole Car!!
Happy: Take this! *Equips Gravity Hammer and smashes it into the Ghost, Ghost flips over and Natsu's character get's out*
Natsu: NOOOOO My Nicole car!! Eat my fire Happy! Eat my fire!! *Begins firing plasma gun at Happy*
Happy: Gravity Hammer of The Happy Dragon!! *Kills Natsu's character*
Natsu: Darn you Happy! As soon as I respawn, I will have my have my revenge!!!
Happy: Ha! First blood! Exceed one, Dragon Slayer zero!!
Natsu: Okay..where did I respawn just now? Ooo? What's that vehicle...ehehehehehe...oh yeah..
Happy: what? What vehicle did you find!?
Natsu: Let's see, shall I get in this Banshee, or shall I not?
Happy: 0_0 no...
Natsu: >:) yes... *Gets in Banshee and starts flying into the air.*
Happy: ;o; Waaaaaaahhhh!! No fair, I'm the Exceed! I should be the one who gets to fly!
Natsu: Too bad! Guess the shoe is on the other foot now!! Aha! I see you running down there! *begins firing down at Happy.
Happy: Nonononononono!!! FISH!!!! *Happy dies*
Natsu: Hahahahaha!! Behold my Wendy plane!! All shall bow before my flying horror!! HAHAHAHA!!
Happy: Alright Natsu! Prepare for my revenge!! Oh..this will be handy! (Jumps into Wraith.)
Natsu: Trying to take me on with a bulky tank huh? Well suck plasma!!
Happy: Aye! That tickles! Behold the strength of my Accelerator tank! And it comes with...A RAILGUN!! *Fires and manages to shoot down Natsu's Banshee..Natsu dies*
Natsu: YAAAARRGHH!! That's it Happy! I'm gonna take you down!! *Natsu comes at the Wraith from the side and jumps on, knocking Happy off*
Natsu: AHAHAHAHA!! Now get a load of my Railgun!
Happy: NOOO!! RUN RUN RUN RUN!! Oh, what's this on the ground..Spartan Laser! AYE!!
*Happy points Spartan Laser at Wraith and charges it up*
Happy: Go get em my Etherion of Doom!!!
*Wraith becomes dammaged to the point where it stops moving.*
Natsu: Alright that's it!! Behold the fury of my Erza Hammer!!
Happy: Too bad! Cause I'm A Firing Ma Laser!!!!
*Natsu dies again*
*Time runs out, Happy wins*
Natsu: -_-....stupid...
Happy: And now you shall buy me a feast of fish!!
Natsu: *mumble grumble mumble grumble* Fine, lets go..
Happy: YAY!! ^_^
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HumorSo, you've seen Mikoto fight Diablo, Natsu beat up practically.. well. everyone. Gray strip, Erza get angry, Touma moan about his bad luck, Twilight Prankster troll everything, and Lucy tell Taurus to stop hitting on her... but what do they do when...
