Try Guys One Shots and Preferences

NOT AN UPDATE, JUST PROMPTS YOU CAN REQUEST!

These are some prompts you can request versions of! Just comment which one and which Try Guy!

1) "That's starting to get annoying."

2) "You can't just sit there all day"

3) "I'm too sober for this"

4) "I'm not here to make friends"

5) "I need a place to stay..." "Well that's tragic"

6) "You're seriously like a man-child"

7) "You can't banish me! This is my bed too!"

8) "The ladies love a guy who's good with kids"

9) "Dear diary..."

10) "I lost our baby" "She's hiding behind the sofa"

11) "They are so cute when they're asleep"

12) "I haven't slept in ages" "I'd kill for a coffee... literally"

13) You're getting crumbs all over my bed!"

14) "Good thing I didn't ask for your opinion"

15) "What's the matter, sweetie?" "You're Satan"

16) "I am bulletproof. But please... don't shoot bullets at me"

17) "Do you really need all that candy?"

18) "It's six in the morning. You are not having vodka."

19) "I swear! I am not crazy!"

20) "No. regrets." "How drunk was I?"

21) "How is my wife more badass than me?"

22) "Be you. No one else can."

23) "I locked the keys in the car"

24) "Are you sure that's the decision you are wanting to make?"

25) "You work for me. You are my slave." "Take your medicine."

26) "They're monsters." "Welcome to fatherhood"

27) "Why can't you appreciate my sense of humour?"

28) "It's your turn to make dinner."

29) "The kids... they ambushed me."

30) "Sorry isn't going to help when I kick your ass!

31) "Stop being so cute

32) "I feel like I can't breathe

33) "You need to see a doctor

34) "Dogs don't wear clothes!" "It was a joke, baby... I swear!"