'im leaving for tour in two days. why didnt you pick up the phone?'
'its been 28 hours and michael clifford has not yet told me a joke. hi to you too, by the way.'
anastasia tried forgetting the fact that michael was trying to call her. okay, maybe it was just once, but still - it was worth a shot.
'did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?'
'how did that work out?'
'it went OK.'
'sorry that was a bad joke ashton ruined my book so google was another option and look i dont have you laughing now'
'😂😂'
'thats the michael i know'
'and love?'
'ill pass'
'oh come on :( you know you love me :('
'how could i possibly love such a creep that found my number?'
'im not a creep that found your number. okay, maybe i am a creep but i g-o-t your number. learn english you dumba$$'
'whats up with the dollar signs you think youre ghetto now? too bad that pink hairs not working it'
'keepin it PG and i can be ghetto if i want to so just leave'
'ok'
'ok'
'😂'
A/N: anastasia and michael are meeting
real
soon
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funny texts - m.c.
قصص الهواةhe sent her funny texts, she sent him laughing emojis. [highest ranking: #149 short story]