YOU'RE A WHAT!?!?

Chapter 4

Ok, it's been 3 years, Naruto is now ANBU captain and yeah. I'm WAY too lazy to write that and it'll take even longer to get to the plot so this is a major time skip

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"Bullshit, like hell you're making me go to the academy"

"You need to socialise and make friends your age, the only 'friends' you have is Kurama and the ANBU on your team"

"Yeah but you know I don't know how to socialise, like... what even is it?"

"Naruto, you're going and that's final"

"I'm guessing it's for the last Uchiha?" she knew of the Uchiha, Itachi was on her team, almost an older brother to her and only she knew the truth 

"Yup, and because of that you need to put up a mask" he was still focused on his paper work and only looked up when Naurto would slam her small fists onto the table 

"BUT I'LL BE SO FUCKING BORED, DO YOU EXPECT ME TO JUST SIT AROUND AND DO NOTHING FOR THE NEXT 7 YEAR!?" she already knew everything there is to know about ninja and ninja history, there's seriously no reason to go to the academy

"Yes, that is the expectation" 

"Whatever, I'll do it but once I graduate, the mask is coming off" she was having a mental argument with herself on what her mask would be 

"Do as you please, just don't show your true power, who you really are and keep 'them' safe" he emphasised 'them' and now took his eyes off his paper work to look over at Naruto who seemed to get what it meant

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'Hey Kurama, you awake'

'I am now' he stretched out his limbs and yawned rubbing his eyes. Right now they were in Naruto's mindscape 'When did you become such a big baby?'

She walked through the bars into the cage 'Why are you STILL such a big baby?' he shot back at her 

'Ouch, anyway, I know you heard the conversation with Jiji, now tell me, what should my mask be?' she tapped her chin and sat down, legs crossed. 

'Dress as a boy and then go as the dumb dumb that always goofs around and does nothing'

'Not a bad idea, but I'm a girl so I gotta hide the hair and as I grow older it'll be harder to hide the things that'll grow' 

'It's called a genjustsu, just place one on yourself and then it'll make your job a lot easier'

'I seriously don't know what I would do without you'

'You'd be a hopeless little shit who probably wouldn't be alive today' he said nonchalantly 

'Oof, yeah thanks for that information' 

'No problem, now can you leave me alone, I wanna go back to sleep' he yawned then went straight back to sleep

'Lazy ass fox' 

She exited her mindscape and decided to get ready for tomorrow. "I don't wanna go to school" she had a little fit in her room before contemplating whether or not she should ditch her mission. "Jiji will just chase me down if I don't go, so might as well go, saves me the hassle and energy of planning my runaway"

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That was just a filler chapter