YOU'RE A WHAT!?!?

Chapter 14

I wrote this when I was half asleep so it's gonna be pretty bad

Ok, so if you didn't already know, I'm the laziest person on Earth and because I have this title, I decided I'm just gonna skip the Land of the Waves arc, I'll just be writing the ending of the arc cause I'm pretty sure ya'll already know what happens

Ok, carry on

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"Naruto!" said person looked around the bridge searching for who called her name out 

"Over here" someone tapped her on the shoulder, her reflexes being too fast, just flipped the guy over "Ugh..." 

"OMG! Gozu, I'm sorry" Meizu went over to help his brother, while at the same time laughing his ass off 

"All good" Gozu rubbed his shoulder, rolling them earning a painful series of cracks. Meizu just stood there laughing, before remembering he had a message to deliver 

"Oh and Kakashi wants you up at the bridge, everyone's about to leave" Meizu held his brother up, not cause he couldn't walk but case his shoulder popped out of place

"Gozu!" Naruto walked over to the pair, laying Gozu down, resting his head on her lap "Stay still, you're hurt" 

She hovers her hand over his shoulder, blue light illuminating from her fingers as she healed him 

"Ok all good" she yelled jumping up, cause the person lying on her lap to hit his head on the rock she was sitting on prior 

"Let's go"

They all shunshinned to the bridge, arriving in a matter of seconds 

Within an hour, Naruto got a bridge named after her, Kakashi learned Zabuza's name and Sasuke finally got Naruto to go on a date with him when they arrived back at to the village 

 All was good 

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With the sun high and the birds chirping, Naruto found herself roaming around Konoha looking for something to cure her boredom and lucky for her, she found one 

"Konahamaru, I know you're there, come out" she pocked at the square shaped rock, which had a series of laughter emitting from inside 

A lost of smoke bombs and a few coughing later, Konohamaru stood standing with two other kids behind him 

"Hey Naruto" Sakura waved from the other side of the road, crossing only to slap Naruto on the back 

"Hey boss is that your girlfriend" 

Naruto choked, coughing for what seemed like forever before, glaring at Sakura 

"Listen, kid, I would never date a prick like Naruto. My heart is set on Sasuke kun" she batted her eyelashes thinking her mans 

"Good luck being single forever then lady" Konohamaru spluttered out. "Oops" realizing his mistake, he ran

"GET BACK HERE KID, IM GONNA RIP YOUR HEAD OFF" Sakura ran after him, going at full speed, Naruto following, her boredom finally cured 

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"Well look who we have here" Konhamaru was now in the clutches of a weird cat guy wearing makeup 

"Kankuro, let the poor kid go" 

Naruto and Sakura turned the corner, Sakura bumping into the man who was now confirmed as Kankuro 

"Yah! let him go" Naruto yelled, keeping up her mask 

Kid, I sense a powerful source of chakra up that tree