YOU'RE A WHAT!?!?

Chapter 13

Rabbit. A white rabbit 

"Hey there little gu-"

"Don't touch that Sakura" 

"Shut up Naruto baka, I can do what I want" she slowly reached out for the rabbit, only to pull back with a shriek when someone jumped out of the bushes standing tall and proud with a massive sword in hand

"Zabuza-whatever-the-rest-of-your-name-is" Kakashi sneered 

"Kakashi Hatake," Zabuza said back with the same energy 

"Nice of you to learn my name" both got into a fighting stance, looking like they were ready to knock a bitch out

"Ok, break it up!" Naruto stepped in the middle of the two, pausing their little play fight and making both stare at her wide-eyed 

"First of all, Kakashi!" she turned her head towards Kakashi, who was sweating bullets under her deadly glare. She slowly walked up to him, now only standing a meter away, before she jumped onto his shoulders 

"Where. Has. All. The. Information. I. Taught. You. GONE!?" she yelled, poking his head with each word, she hopped off his shoulders as everyone stared wide-eyed at Kakashi who was now crying silently out of humiliation and pain 

"And you" she pointed a stick she found on the ground at Zabuza, she hopped onto his shoulders, everyone even more shocked than before 

"How. Many. Times. Have. I. Told. You. Not. To. Play. With. The. Grownups!?" she also hit his head with each word, missing the last one when Zabuza moved his head 

"Ok ok, I'm sorry, it won't happen again" he yelled, using his hands to defend his head

"It better, now call Haku" Zabuza stared at her wide-eyed 

"I can sense him, now call him over," Naruto said, looking Zabuza dead in the eyes 

"HAKU!" a few seconds after his name was called, a young male jumped out of the trees 

"NARU-CHAN!" he tackled her to the ground, both giggling, while a certain raven was seeping with jealousy 

"Should I get off or should we keep teasing him" Haku whispered loud enough for only Naruto to hear 

"Let me get up, then act as clingy as you can, it'll hurt his pride" both had an evil smirk on their faces as both got up and executed their plan 

Which worked perfectly, Sasuke was banging his head into a tree, chanting incoherent words, Zabuza and Kakashi having a staring contest, while looking like they were taking a shit, while Tazuna and Sakura were staring wide-eyed at everything

"Ok, Haku let go now" Haku  did as told and went to stand by Zabuza who's eyes were tearing up from keeping them open so long 

"I'm NoT lOsInG" 

"nEiThEr Am I!" both had on looks of major concentration before Naruto intervened and broke off their little war 

"Zabuza, Haku, leave. Everyone else, follow" everyone did as told and followed their for-the-time-being new sensei.

They arrived at Tazuna's house within minutes, only to be met with a stuck up 5-year-old looking kid

"Leave, you're all gonna die" 

"Better now than later" Naruto said monotone 

"Hahaha, that's funny, now Sakura will share with me, Kakashi on his own and the two boys can share a room, follow me" 

"I'm sorry ma'am bu-" Kakashi was cut short when an elbow hit him in the ribs 

"Shut up," Naruto said through her teeth. Kakashi zipped his lips and followed Tazuna's daughter up the stairs 

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"So... we're sharing a room," Sasuke said looking down at his feet

"Guess so" 

"I-"

"I-" they both said in unison 

"You first"

"No, you go"

"Nah, you can go, it wasn't that important," Sasuke said getting up and moving over to the side of the bed where Naruto sat 

"Ok, um... I- where will I sleep?" she said quickly "There's only one bed so..." 

"We can share" a blush crept onto Naruto's face at those words 

"B-b-but-"

"If you're uncomfortable with it, I'll sleep on the floor"

"NO-" Naruto suddenly bursted out, making Sasuke stare at her with raised brows "I-I meant, it's fine, you can sleep on the bed" 

Hahahaha! You're killing me kid, you never stutter Kurama said wheezing like no one's business 

Sh-shut up 

"Ok, it's settled, come on, Kakashi called us down" he grabbed her hand, which was soft as a babies butt, and dragged her downstairs 

The rest of the day was spent training, climbing up trees and eating

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✔ Super late
✔ Really bad
✔ Not edited 

Sorry for this really late update, I'm running out of motivation for this story, even tho all I have to do is stay on the actual plotline then change it up a bit but I'm lazy so yeah... SORRY!!