YOU'RE A WHAT!?!?

Chapter 5

What Naruto looks like without the genjutsu 👆👆👆 
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"NARUTO GET THE HECK BACK HERE!!" 

"Catch me if you can" I mocked him as I started speeding up. I quickly disguised myself as a wall and they literally ran past me 

"And they call themselves Jonin?" I quickly ran in the oppisite direction but was stopped when I went to take a left at the corner 

"And where do you think you're going"

'Damn you Iruka' 

And just like that I was dragged back to the the place where all child slavery is held. School 

'Kurama, how much longer till I graduate?' I'm still being dragged and my ass hurts 

'A few more days, I seriously can't wait till you gradute, we haven't been on missions for 7 years, I'm getting old and you're getting rusty'

'Excuse you, I've been training everyday for the past 10 years, and you don't fucking age, remember' now my ass really hurts, I just got dropped ass first in front of the class

"Ok Naruto, I've had it up till here with your shenanigans, you've failed the graduation test the last time and the time before that, tomorrow you have another chance and you're messing up again" 

'If only you knew who I was Iruka, your ass would've be 10 feet deep long ago'

I decided to give him attitude to see what he would do, I hmphed then looked away, a small pout on my lips

"THAT IS IT! Since you missed it Naruto, EVERYONE will have to go over the transformation jutsu again"

Everyone in the classroom groaned, even Kura-nii. Well I expected that.

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"Sakura Haruno, you're up next" 

Ok, this screaming bitch of a banshee and her non existing boobs are seriously getting one me, she'll be the first to die when I go back to my normal self. She did her lame ass transformation and jumped up in excitment for who knows what reason, that wasn't even a good fucking tfransormation

"Well done, now Sasuke Uchiha" 

Now this duck butt is nothing but a brooding emo, if only Itachi could see him now. I fucking hate him and his dramatic ass ass. Wow, that one sucked just as much as the last, thinking he's so cool doing it without hand signals and without saying the words, I can do it in my fucking sleep 

"Good, now Naruto, it's your go"

I decided to tease them and transform into my actual self but butt naked *poof*

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT NARUTO!?" yup, Iruka sensei got a fucking nose bleed, what a perv

 "Liked it, I call it my sexy jutsu" a smirk found it's way towards my lips and I walked out of the classroom, Iruka still yelling curse words behind me 

'One more day Kura, one more day and this fucking genjutsu can come off'

'FINALLY!!' I could tell Kurama was having a mini party inside me (A/N don't take this the other way) 

I made my way home, not wanting to stay another minute in that classroom, that was until...

'Not these guys again, what do I do now Kura?'

'Maybe you can beat their asses this time, last time you went below baby level when fighting them'

'I can't do that, they're villagers and even if I do hit them, it'll just prove that I really am a monster'

'Ok maybe don't hit them but show them a bit of respect'

"What do you want this time?" these hoes are wasting my time and I'm tired so they better be quick

"Oh nothing, you know, just the usual" a smirk formed on all of their faces as they started to creepily walk towards me 

"Ok, but right now I'm a bit tired so maybe next time" I quickly body flickered myself back to my house and then into my room, completely collapsing on my bed 

'Kura-nii, how much longer, this genjutsu is so fucking annoying, it's like an invisible bra but over my entire body'

'Stop complaining, less than 24 hours and you're good to go'

'YIPPEEE!' I had a mental party in my head along with Kura-nii then out of nowhere sleep swept over me