Raccoon Discourse

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"Ehhgg..." Michael groaned, he had a long night of gaming and listening to raccoons fuck in the garbage cans. He should probably get them out of there but....

CLANG-ErBANG

"S-SHIT!"

"Huh...?" Michael perked up,

"Ow... Ow..."

'Not a raccoon... NOT A RACOON!!' Michael grabbed for something to defend himself with but was startled in the most girly fashion by-

CLUNK-KKUHLUNK LUNKKK....

It had fallen down his basement stairs.

'Typical Jeremy. Leaving the door open.' Michael sighed annoyedly, venturing forth to kick at

"Abbi?!?"

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Ooooooh!! The suspense!! Right?  ......


I need to get a life

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