( What you are about to see is a sin in the making that is honestly not that bad. Viewer Discretion is advised for some god damn reason- )
* A camera turns on. *
Ralsei: Hello world! It is us! The heroes of your world!
Susie: We have come to tell you to do something very important.
Susie: What you do now. Could change the future.
Ralsei: Yes...this is important. If you do this you will help the world. You will cause world peace. Stop war.
Susie: And here's all you have to do.
Ralsei & Susie: Smash. Subscribe. Pewdiepie.
Ralsei: I-If T-series overpasses PewdiePie. We will have l-lost a war!
Susie: YOU NEED TO CALL T-SERIES A B*** LASAGNA! AND SUBSCRIBE TO PEWDIEPIE!
Ralsei: Your s-subscription could change the whole world!
Susie: SO SUBSCRIBE TO PEWDIEPIE RIGHT NOW!
Ralsei: I-If you do not subscribe to pewdiepie...then-
Susie: I WILL UP ANYTHING RALSEI SAYS!
Susie: SUBSCRIBE TO PEWDIEPIE. OR I'LL MAKE RALSEI NO LONGER AN INNOCENT! DO IT NOW OR ELSE RALSEI BECOMES A RUDE, SWEARING, EDGELORD!
Ralsei: Wait w-what?!
Susie: YOU HEARD ME! RALSEI WILL BE AN EDGELORD! SO SMASH SUBSCRIBE. TO. PEW. DIE. PIE!
* The camera cuts off and broadcasts on every screen and on every billboard, every tv, every phone, every computer. *
Dream: What's this?
* Dream watch's the video, as well as the rest of the group. *
Dream: Jokes on them. I already subscribed to Pewdiepie :3
Admin: Same!
Auto Message: OH MY GOD NO! I CAN'T HAVE RALSEI NO LONGER INNOCENT! I'M SUBSCRIBING! I'M SUBSCRIBING!
Hatred: .-.
