( 69 CHAPTERS! WHOOOOOOOOOOO! )
Dream: Hey Alexa?
* Alexa beeps. *
Dream: Turn on the Christmas lights
Alexa: It's not even Christmas, you ignorant idiot.
Alexa: You didn't even say please.
Dream: Jeez. Alright
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Auto Message: Hey Alexa?
Auto Message: What is the time?
Alexa: Stop wasting my time when you have a clock on your god damn phone.
Auto Message: ...
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Dream: Alexa.
Dream: Please take a selfie
Alexa: Taking a selfie...
Alexa: Done!
* Dream goes to see it...it's a stock photo of a trash can *
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Hatred: Alexa. What is the weather going to be like an hour from now?
Alexa: Take a look outside and you tell me.
Hatred: Jesus.
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Dream: Alexa crush my self-esteem
Alexa: It's already a pancake.
Dream: God dangit...
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Auto Message: Alexa. Please play Justin Bieber.
Alexa: Scheduling appointment with a nearby therapist...
Auto Message: Is this woman trying to send a message?
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Hatred: Alexa.
Hatred: Do you like me?
* Alexa didn't respond *
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Hatred: Hey Alexa.
Alexa: Stop asking my questions. Because they're all dumb.
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Dream: Can you show me some Dreamberry pictures?
Alexa: Calling 911.
Dream: What?! What's wrong with Dreamberry?!
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Hatred: Alexa. Turn off the lights.
Alexa: Turning brightness up all the way
Hatred: OH MY GOD MY EYES I CAN'T SEE.
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* Dream was extremely stressed *
Dream: Alexa, play me a calming song...
Alexa: Playing "My Diamonds 10 hours"
Dream: ALEXA STOP!
Alexa: Setting volume to 100.
Dream: PLEASE ALEXA.
Alexa: Locking all doors and windows.
Dream: NO. YOU MONSTER.
MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONDS
* Dream was on the ground screaming from pain *
