* Even though Toriel really didn't want to be picked up and embarrassed... *
Toriel: You know what...fine. You can take me to the lodge.
* Sans smiled and lead Toriel down the trail towards the cabin. *
Toriel: So whatcha doing now? Tennis? Swimming?
Sans: Tennis is for girls. And I already did Swimming.
Toriel: It is not! Tennis is a great sport!
Sans: You literally just hit a ball back and forth, it's pathetic.
Sans: The only place I'm hitting my balls at are in the bedroom if ya know what I mean.~
Toriel: Everything has to be a sexual innuendo, doesn't it?
Sans: Mhm
Toriel: You're so immature, Sans. How does a lizard and skeleton even make out in the first place?
Sans: We make it work.
* Toriel sighed and walked ahead of him. Sans was only interesting and fun when he WASN'T himself. And the only time THAT happened was at school, in class. *
* After the incident, Sans had been actually focusing on work. He had A's in classes now, but he just couldn't get out of his alcoholic, and smoking, ways. And to a girl like her, Toriel was not attracted. *
Sans: I can do double action tonight if ya want!~
Toriel: And how does Alphys even consent to this?
Sans: I mean, I'm not attracted to any other girl apart from her. She's the only hottie I've really ever met, everyone else is just for my pleasure.
Toriel: You're so disgusting.
Sans: Call me what ya want, I'm not changing my attitude!
Toriel: What if someone threatened to kill you? Then what?
Sans: I'd beat the hell out of them before they could even attempt to threaten me.
Toriel: You know what, this is just getting way too deep--
Sans: That's what she said~
Toriel: Sans.
* She turned around and slapped him in the face. *
Toriel: Do me a favor and please leave me the hell alone.
* Toriel walked onward, while Sans called from the back. *
Sans: I shall get you one day, my princess!
Toriel: SCREW. OFF. PLEASE.
Toriel: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
* Sans chuckled and walked away from her, while Toriel headed toward the lodge. Was it weird that Toriel had a crush both on Asgore, and on Sans, slightly? Well...now that she thought about it, Sans really wasn't that attractive or good for her. *
* And despite Sans's lewdness, he really didn't have any feelings. This was mainly how he acted to every girl he ever met. *
* But there was one that really did make his heart go wild... *
