Admin: Hi! It's me, Admin! Today I'm gonna explain how to make a Wattpad bio!
Admin: Before you do anything, you need to find a font. Also, while not necessary, you should put a loading bar starter up message. Just copy and paste one from someone else!
Admin: 1st step is to write a message in a weird font with tons of emojis. It must be going straight down in one line, or it must look like some huge cool space thing
Admin: Next step is simple! Just write either:
A. A random definition that doesn't have anything to do with your profile
Or
B. Write a definition that everyone knows!
Admin: Next, write random quotes or messages with weird symbols around them to make them seem normal! When really we both know you're just trying to hard! ;3
Admin: After that, write about all the fandoms you rp with or like. Remember, you will never mention some of these again in your life apart from this one moment, so put down everything that is in your mind right now!
Admin: Then, put down people you like the most into your profile, then label them all as your best friends.
Or, use the fandoms above that you listed to write about people. Like, some thing like "The Hamilton to my Eliza"
Admin: Btw, you know exactly who you are ;p
Admin: Then, put down many false statements about yourself to make you seem much happier then you really are :D
Admin: Lastly, write about how you are trash so that people will give you more sympathy.
Admin: Or write about how you have depression so that people get less mad when you do something bad ;p
Admin: That's it! You now have your own bio! Dream will come on to tell you how to gain followers and attention soon! In the meantime! Have a good day/night! :3
