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Admin: You know, before we go to the other challenge...Dream?

Dream: Mhm?

Admin: You know how it's almost Christmas?

Dream: Yeah?

Admin: I have a question...

Dream: That is?

Admin: Did you ever think about getting children with Thunder

Dream: Have you heard about Olay Whips?

Dream: Soothing on the skin, satisfying cream for whatever mood you're in!

Dream: AND IT'S LIGHTWEIGHT! SMOOTH AND FRAGRANCE-FREE!

Dream: And I'm hoping this amazing product will distract you from asking about babies!

* Admin begins smiling as he puts it on. He immediately feels better. *

Admin: THIS IS INCREDIBLE!

Hatred: Hold up hold up.

Hatred: I just realized...

Hatred: Since we're both clones of the same Dream...Does this make us brothers?

Dream: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT OLAY EYES BRIGHTENING CREAM!

Dream: MAKES YOU LOOK MORE AWAKE THEN YOU SEEM!

* Gives a small bottle to Hatred *

Hatred: Well that's good cause you look tired too!

Dream: You know that ain't true!

Hatred: You're right. You look amazing!

Dream: For you!

Hatred: YES! BEING FAKE NICE FOR THE WIN!

Auto Message: Ugh, is this just an ad? Like really? You stooped that low.

Auto Message: You know what, stop denying the question. Do you like Thunder or Blue mo-

Dream: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT OLAY MASK?

* Dream takes out an olay product *

Dream: THIS'LL DO THE TRICK!

Dream: THRIVING AND AMAZING AS A SINGLE STICK!

* Dream grabs Auto's shoulders and passes her the stick. *

Dream: IT'LL CLEAN YOUR PORES! MICROEXFOLIATE!

* Dream puts it on Auto Message, her eyes widen from how good it is. *

Dream: Makes your skin less dull so even you can get a date!

Auto Message: Well, if that was shade I don't even care. CAUSE THIS IS AMAZING.

Auto Message: I NEED OLAY! I NEED MORE OLAY!

Admin: SAME!

Hatred: ME TOO!

Admin: Hold up, are you just using this to make us shut u-

Dream: ALL TOGETHER NOW!

Dream: OLAY GIFTS!

Hatred: EVERYBODY GETS ONE!

Dream: OLAY RIFF!

Admin: NAH NAH NAH NAH NAAAAAAH!

Dream: ONCE AGAIN! SAVING THE HOLIDAY-AY-AY!

Dream: So, thanks for all the questions! 

Admin: But your answer?

Dream: Is Olay!


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