✭ Songs...If they were IRL

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* Everyone was at the dinner table eating dinner. Auto Message was eating a salad, Hatred was eating a sandwich, and Dream was eating a pizza. Auto Message was staring intensively at the pizza. *

Dream: You want a slice. Auto?

Auto Message: YES! After all

* Auto Message stares at the pizza. *

Auto Message: I just want you for my own. 

* Auto Message looked up at Dream *

Auto Message: More then you could ever know

Auto Message: So

Auto Message: Make my wish come true.

Dream: Uhhhhhh. Okay

* Dream gave Auto the slice. *

Auto Message: YUM!

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* Hatred was crying on the couch. *

Dream: Awww, Hatred what's wrong?

Hatred: THEY RELEASED SUPER SMASH BROS ULTIMATE WITHOUT WALUIGI

Dream: Oh. Well, don't worry Hatred.

Dream: Everything's gonna be alright.

Dream: Everything's gonna be just fine

Hatred: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-

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* A boss and a worker are talking to eachother. *

Worker: This is a really cool company! How'd you become the boss anyway?

Boss: Well. It takes hard work and patience. After all I

Boss: Had to have high high hopes for a living!

Worker: Oh. Makes sense.

Boss: Yup. I also:

Boss: Never had time but I always had a vision

Boss: So yeah. I pretty much

Boss: Always had high high hopes

Worker: Hm. Interesting. I'ma write that one down

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Hatred: THIS IS TOO MUCH STRESS!

Auto Message: You'll sort it out

Hatred: You know what. It's

Hatred: Too late

Hatred: My time has come

Auto Message: D:

Hatred: Send shivers down my spine-

Auto Message: NO! I, ACTUALLY NO

Auto Message: WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO

Hatred: LET ME GO

Auto Message: NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO

Hatred: JUST LET ME GO TO THE BAR PLEASE-

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