Everyone Loves the Villain - Prinxiety

Chapter Twelve ~ All Three

"Deceit... Can we talk?" Remy asked.
"No."
"Okay... well, because the other Sides didn't really want to hang out with us, I really just wanted to hang out with... someone, but, I mean, I never really... wanted to hang out with you... but I did."
Deceit turned away and sighed.
"And then, well, I don't know, I started to want to? I started liking you." He smiled. "So... I do like you too."
Deceit hugged him and smiled back.
"Chill, snake boi."
"Hiss hiss, mothafucka."
"Language."
"I totally care."
Remy laughed. "Can you get off me, please?"
"No," Deceit said, pulling away.
~meanwhile~
"Well, there is one being in the universe that has reached maximum gay..." Roman said dramatically.
"That's theoretically impossible. Name one person who couldn't possibly be gayer," Logan responded.
"Remy," Roman, Patton, Virgil and Thomas said at the same time.
"Well, I'll give you that one," Logan admitted.
Remy walked over. "Whatcha guys saying about me?"
"Nothing," Virgil immediately responded.
"What were you guys talking about?" Roman asked Remy and Deceit.
"Eh, nothin'."
"Liars."
"Deceit's the liar."
"True."
"So are you dating yet?"
"I dunno. Are we, Deceit?"
Deceit stayed silent.
"I'll take that as a yes."
Deceit blushed. "Why do you do this to me?"
"You're cute when you're blushing. Anyway, how is Logicality doing?"
"Well, either you could be referring to me, as the definition of 'logicality' is correct and valid reasoning, or you could be referencing... the ship name."
"Second one."
"Oh, great."
"What's a ship?" Patton asked. "Why would a boat be named Logicality?"
"N... never mind... I have to go do something..." Logan quickly left.
Patton blinked. "What's up with him?"
"If you ship people, that means you want them to date," Remy said, sipping his coffee.
"Oh... okay... then." Patton blushed and giggled.
"How dare you destroy his precious innocence!" Roman remarked.
"Um..." Virgil snickered. "I'm not sure that's such a big deal."
"Heh." Remy smirked.
"So, if I really wanted you and Deceit to kiss, I could say I ship you two, Remy?" Patton asked, as innocently as possible, smiling like an angel.
Deceit blushed and sighed. "See you soon." He quickly walked away.
"So cute." Remy snickered. "Yep, you can do that, Patton."
"Okay then!" Patton smiled. "So will you guys kiss?"
"Umm... Maybe." Remy smirked. "Gimme a sec." He walked towards Deceit's room. "Hey, Deceit?"
"Yes?"
"Come out."
"No," Deceit said, opening the door and walking out. Remy smirked. He kissed Deceit quickly and dragged him out of the hall.
"Guess so, Patton!" Remy shouted.
"What the...?" Deceit stuttered.
Virgil laughed. "Not so scary anymore, Deceit, huh?"
"I- um..." He sighed. "I was always scary."
"Heh."
"So, can we all agree on something?" Remy asked.
"What?" Virgil replied.
"Truth or dare is the best way to get people to break the ice."
"Very true," Roman remarked.
"Hehe," Virgil chuckled.
Patton dashed over to Logan's room. "Logie!" he shouted.
"Yes, Patton?" Logan said, opening the door.
Patton smiled. "Come out here!"
"Oh, um, okay." Logan walked out to the room where everyone was standing.
"Watch this!" Patton whispered to him. He shoved Virgil into Roman's arms, Deceit to Remy, and then went back to Logan. "Cute, right?"
"W-WHAT THE FUCK PATTON?" Virgil yelled, blushing.
"I'm not with him on this one," Deceit muttered, pushing Remy off of him.
"Aww. I thought it was cute!" Patton giggled.
Virgil shoved Patton to Logan. "Payback." He turned away. "I'll be in my room."
"I'm coming too," Roman announced, following him.
"I... I have to attend to something," Logan said, backing up and adjusting his glasses.
"I'll help!" Patton said.
"I won't be in my room." Deceit walked away.
"I'll hang out there then," Remy smirked, following.