KOTLC Reacts: Sophitz

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Honestly, I'm pretty neutral when it comes to Sophie's ships. I didn't used to be though! I think this proof.


KOTLC Reacts: Sophitz

Biana: *high pitched squeals that are too high for human hearing*

Sophie: No.

Saph: Yes.

Fitz: No.

Tam: Yes.

Fitz: Why are you in this argument?

Tam: *shrugs* I was bored.

Sophie: *to Saph* If you care about my dignity at all, you won't do this.

Saph: Then it's too bad that I don't care about your dignity.

Fitz: This is evil.

Biana: This is amazing.

Dex: This sucks. *gags*

Keefe: Right there with you, Dexie *gags more dramatically than Dex*

Saph: You guys are so dramatic.

Everyone: We know.

Linh: Maybe this will be good for you. This way, you can finally tell each other how you feel.

Fitz and Sophie: *both tomato red*

Tam: Or, maybe not.

Saph: Alright everybody...REACT!

Dex: Don't

Keefe: Like

Dex: It

Keefe: One

Dex: Bit.

Tam: Wow.

Biana: I ship Keedex. I ship Sophitz too, by the way. You can't escape.

Sophie: Darn it.

Dex: Okay, first of all, Keedex is not a thing. Second, we're supposed to be reacting to Sophitz, not us.

Fitz: Is this really necessary?

Saph: No, but we're doing it anyway.

Fitz: *transmitting to Sophie* I wouldn't mind Sophitz.

Sophie: *blushed even harder*

Keefe: I didn't know it was possible to be that red without exploding.

Biana: Is she going to explode?

Tam: Looks like it.

Sophie: I love how you guys are talking about me like I'm not right here.

Saph: Tell 'em girl!!

Everyone: *looks at Saph*

Saph: Sorry, don't mind me.

Fitz: Aaaaanyway....

Dex: Raise your hand if you're done with this react.

Everyone but Biana and Tam: *raises their hands*

Saph: *to Tam* Okay, I understand Biana, but why aren't you raising your hand?

Tam: *shrugs* This is entertaining.

Saph: *evil smile on her face* Yeah well, I'm coming for you next.

Tam: Wait, what?

Keefe: *whistles* Bangs Boy, I would not recommend telling her where you live. Just saying.

Saph: I already know where he lives. I know where aaaaall of you live.

Fitz: Uhhh

Dex: *whispers to Linh* Is she okay?

Linh: *whispers back* I don't think so.

Saph: *rubbing her hands manically together and talking to herself in a dark corner* Of course I'm okay why would you think I'm not? Huh? Huh?

Fitz: Uhhhhhhh

Keefe: You know what, I think I'm just going to go now... *starts scooting towards the door*

Biana: Yeah, I think we'd better wrap this up.

Sophie: Well, thanks for...what is this? A game show? A podcast?

Linh: I have no idea what any of those are.

Everyone but Fitz and Sophie: Same.

Sophie: Maybe we'll do a react to them some time. But for now, I think someone should call Elwin for Saph and then run.

Saph: I'm fine! *clearly not fine*

Sophie: Okay, whatever you say. Well, say bye everyone.

Everyone: BBBYYYYEEEEEE

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