Okay, so i know you guys are waiting for Manifesting Stories part 4. And I swear I will get there! But for now, i thought we'd all sit back and enjoy something totally random.
KOTLC Reacts: Toasters
Keefe: *opens mouth*
Sophie: Keefe I swear--
Saph: Toasters!!!!
Linh: What are...those.
Saph: Toasters are machines you use to toast things!
Tam: *sarcastically* Gee, really? Crazy how that works.
Dex: Machine??
Saph: *nodding* Machine.
Dex: *pumps his fist* YUS!!!
Saph: Okay, so here's how this works. *pulls toaster out of her magical bag*
Biana: Hey, we haven't seen that in a while.
Saph: Yeah, I lost it, but then I found it under the bed. Anyway, you can do a bunch of stuff with toast--make egg sandwiches, butter and jelly, peanut butter and jelly....
Fitz: No peanut butter!
Keefe: Aw, who knew Fitzy had a fear of peanut butter?
Fitz: It's not a fear--just a wariness.
Saph: Sure, Fitzy. Anyway, today, we will all be making....drum roll please....
Everyone: ......
Saph: Wow guys, thanks for the support.
Dex: Didn't you have a machine for this?
Saph: Yeah but.....it broke.
Dex: ....How?
Saph: That's beside the point.
Tam: What even is the point?
Saph: The point is that we are here to react to toasters and it is toasters we will react to. Now-- *snaps her fingers and a piece of bread appears in front of everyone* Have some bread.
Everyone: *watches the bread fall to the ground*
Saph: *sighs* Let's try this again.
Everyone: *catches the bread*
Biana: *examining her slice* So, uh...what are we supposed to do with this again?
Saph: You put it in the toaster.
Biana: *looks at her bread, then the toaster, then back* Oh, like this. *puts the bread in the toaster*
Tam: This is why Biana's smarter than the rest of us.
Biana: Oh, like you're not.
Saph: You guys are adorable. Okay everybody, toaster time!! *pushes the little knob thingy down*
Everyone: *leans really close* *waits for a few minutes*
Keefe: *whispers* What are we waiting for?
Everyone else: SHH!!!
Dex: *squinting at the toaster* *whispers* Wait. How are you supposed to get the bread out once you--
Bread: *pops out*
Everyone: *screams and scrambles away* AGH!
Saph: *dies of laughter*
Keefe: NOT FUNNY!!!!
Saph: Incredibly funny.
Biana: Well Dex, I think that answers your question, right?
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Kotlc Reacts
FanfictionI know there's a TON of these, but just thought I'd share mine. Join the keeper crew (an occasional guests, if I can manage it) in reacting to completely normal things...for us at least!! BEWARE THE PRESERVATIVES!!!
