Keefe: Wat
Sophie: This scares me. One thousand what?
Saph: READS!! WE HAVE OVER ONE THOUSAND READS!!!!!!
Fitz: ....Reads?
Sophie: Now I'm really scared.
Keefe: Aw, it's okay Foster. *wraps an arm around her shoulders* Bangs Boy's scared too.
Tam: *absolutely deadpan* Terrified.
Linh: So, what exactly is this?
Saph: Uh.....how best to explain this without ruining your lives and sense of purpose....
Everyone: ...?????
Saph: It's best if I don't say, but! I do have a special surprise.
Sophie: Uh oh.
Saph: *puts a hand to her chest in mock offense* Sophie! I thought you loved me!
Tam: *mutters* I feel like we've been over this....
Saph: We have, I just don't listen.
Biana: Just tell us already!
Saph: Okay, fine. For one thousand reads, we are going to--drum roll please....
Everyone: ......
Saph: Oh that's right, you guys are mean. Hold on. *pulls out a small remote and clicks the button* *drumroll starts playing from random speakers*
Dex: What the....
Saph: THAT'S RIGHT!!!! YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN REPLACED!!!! I DON'T NEED YOUR STUPID SILENT DRUMROLLS ANYMORE!!!!
Keefe: ...Does that mean we can go?
Saph: Ha, you're funny. Anyway, for one thousand reads, I was thinking of doing.....TRUTH OR DARE!!!!
Everyone: ....
Dex: Well that's original.
Linh: This sounds like a very bad idea.
Tam: *stares at her* Are you feeling alright?
Linh: *blinks at him* Yes. Why?
Sophie: *already bright red* I agree with Linh. This is not a good idea.
Saph: Sophie, Sophie, Sophie. We've been over this. Good ideas are overrated. You think people read these for good ideas? *snorts* Telepaths.
Fitz: *raises his hand* Uh--
Saph: No, Fitz, I didn't mean you. You're alright. ANYWAY!! Here's how this is going to work. I'm going to ask each of you Truth or Dare, and you each have to pick one! If someone says "or" I swear I'll throw them off a cliff.
Tam: If Keefe says it I call dibs!
Keefe: *glare* Then I'm dragging you down with me.
Saph: Guys, cool it. We all know you both secretly wanna be besties--
Keefe and Tam: ?!?!?
Saph: So just drop the act. Oh, and bonus points if you can make Sophie blush in your answer.
Sophie: Hey!
Saph: Alright, let's start!
Biana: YES, MORE DIRT ON MY BROTHER!!
Fitz: *glares at Saph* I hate you a lot.
Saph: Love you too, Fitzy.
Biana: Okay, who's starting? I wanna get on with this.
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Kotlc Reacts
FanfictionI know there's a TON of these, but just thought I'd share mine. Join the keeper crew (an occasional guests, if I can manage it) in reacting to completely normal things...for us at least!! BEWARE THE PRESERVATIVES!!!
