KOTLC React: part 1: I brought them back!!!!
Sophie: What do you mean?
Saph: You were all dead.
Everyone: WHAT?!?!?!?!
Saph: You didn't know that?
Fitz: *frowns* I remember Sophie accidentally stepping on my face.
Sophie: *turns red* Sorry.
Keefe: Well, I'm sure I died heroically and gloriously.
Tam: *snorts* Uh, you died with a whole lot of screaming and promising to stop calling me Bangs Boy.
Saph: Wait, then how did all of you die? Shouldn't there be one person who won?
Dex: I don't know. Someone set off an explosion. That's how I died, I'm pretty sure.
Biana: Yeah, that was you.
Linh: *looking queasy* I don't like this conversation.
Tam: Wait a second. WHO KILLED LINH?!?!?!
Everyone: *shrugs*
Saph: Well, I have video footage, but I don't want to send Tam on a rampage and have him kill you all again...that's way too much paperwork.
Sophie: Wait, there's footage of all of these?
Saph: Yep. It also picks up telepathic conversations and shadow whispering. So I know exactly what Fitz said to Sophie on the Sophfitz react.
Fitz and Sophie: *turn super super super red*
Biana: Wow. I think Saph just won the Make Sophie And Fitz Blush Game.
Saph: *brushes imaginary dust of her shoulder* I know, I'm amazing.
Tam: Amazing's a bit of a stretch...
Saph: *death glare*
Keefe: Take him down!
Sophie: Wait, how did you bring us back to life then?
Saph and Dex: MMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCC
Saph: Yeeessss, Dexter Alvin Dizznee is my new favorite!
Fitz: Who was your favorite before?
Saph: Uh, not you.
Fitz. *looks disappointed*
Biana: Was it me?
Saph: No, but you're like...tied for second.
Biana: With who?
Keefe: I bet her favorite is me.
Saph: Was, and no, it wasn't. You're tied with Biana for second.
Linh: Well, who was it?
Saph: *mumbles* Tam.
Keefe: WHAT?!?!
Keefe: I'M SECOND TO BANGS BOY?!?!?!?!
Keefe: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!!!!!
Keefe: A NIGHTMARE!!!!!!!! IT'S BANGS BOY!!!!!!!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!?!?!?!
Tam: Huh.
Biana: That's exactly what you said with Marella.
Tam: *throws up his hands* Well someone give me a script, cause I don't know what you want me to say.
Dex: Uh, more important question, how do you know my middle name?
Saph: I know everything about all of you. Or at least, everything Sophie knows about you.
Sophie: HOW?
Saph: *lights go off* *flashlight appears under her face* *cackles evilly* *holds up keeper series*
Everyone: WHAT THE—
Saph: MMMWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*lights shut off* Aww. What happened?
Everyone: *screams*
Saph: What?
Everyone: *stares at Saph like she's grown a third eye*
Saph: *looks up* *realizes she has in fact grown a third eye* Huh. How did that happen? *snaps her fingers* *eye goes away*
???: *pokes her head in randomly* Soorry. The magic is being weird.
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So, I've mentioned that I wrote these way before I got an account here, so some of my opinions have definitely changed. Tam is still first (and will always be), Biana is definitely second, but it's pretty close. Wylie is a very tight third, with Dex as a millimeter fourth and Linh tied with him. Sophie and Keefe are waaaaaaaay down there (unpopular opinion, I know, sorry Keefe fans). Marella is freaking amazing, she's probably a bit before Wylie.
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Kotlc Reacts
FanfictionI know there's a TON of these, but just thought I'd share mine. Join the keeper crew (an occasional guests, if I can manage it) in reacting to completely normal things...for us at least!! BEWARE THE PRESERVATIVES!!!
