KOTLC Reacts: Road Trips!!!
Sophie: Oh jeez.
Fitz: Does this mean...?
Sophie: Yes.
Everyone: CARS??????!?!!!!!!?
Saph: Haha yup.
Keefe: NO. NOOOOO I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!!!!
Biana: Are you even allowed to drive????
Saph: If I said no would that make you more scared...?
Everyone: Yes!!!!!!
Saph: Then yes, I am very capable of driving!
Fitz: *transmitting to Sophie* Read her mind to see if she's lying.
Sophie: *transmitting back* On it. *tries to read Saph's mind*
Saph: Yeah, you wish. My mind is even more impenetrable than Sophie's. Even if she enhances you, you can't break through. So just stop trying.
Fitz: *put out* Man...
Dex: *looking around* Hey, where'd Linh go?
Biana: And Tam?
Disembodied voice: Hiding.
Other disembodied voice: Linh! You weren't supposed to tell them!! That defeats the whole purpose of HIDING!!!!
First voice: Well it would've been rude to just ignore them.
*SHADOWS DISAPPEAR*
Tam: *banging his head against the wall* We're all gonna die now.
Linh: ...Whoops?
Saph: Guys...it's not...it's not that bad...stop being Dobby and get over here. It's road trip time!!!
Everyone: *groans*
Biana: Can I at least say goodbye to all my friends?
Saph: Biana, all your friends are right here.
Biana: Hey!
Saph: Though I suppose we could invite Jensi...
Everyone but Sophie: NO!
Sophie: I think that'd be fine...
Keefe: I'm sorry, but I can't spend hours with a kid who lives on, like, seven billion packets of sugar a day.
Dex: How long is this road trip anyway?
Saph: Until I get tired of you guys.
Dex: So not that long, then.
Saph: You'd be surprised. I put up with all sorts of strange people, I can deal with you seven.
Tam: I think that's our cue to be as annoying as possible.
Keefe: Agreed. *to Saph* Hypothetical question, have you ever wanted to dye your hair?
Saph: Stay away from my hair, Keefe Sencen. I don't want blue hair.
Keefe: *mutters* Dang it.
Dex: She never said she doesn't want pink hair.
Keefe: True!
Saph: I don't want colored hair!!
Dex: *mutters* Dang it.
Saph: *turns to Sophie* Help me herd them into the car.
Sophie: Why me?
Saph: *drily* Because you're the only one not about to die of fear.
Everyone else: *in various states of panic*
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Kotlc Reacts
FanfictionI know there's a TON of these, but just thought I'd share mine. Join the keeper crew (an occasional guests, if I can manage it) in reacting to completely normal things...for us at least!! BEWARE THE PRESERVATIVES!!!
